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Scorpio 🪬

[𐌕 @fwtimini]

iPhone: I'm gonna update your software tonight while you sleep.

iPhone in the morning: I couldn't do it, bro. Just didn't feel right. The vibe was off.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I loan it out in June.

[kannu @chupkarkannu]

i like saying #watdatmean while knowing exactly what it means

[27. @dimvji]

you just have to get really good at continuing

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

I am simultaneously my family’s black sheep and the gold star, that’s exactly why I am the way I am

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

they skinned the muppets omfg

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

I love the word "interesting" cuz it's so chaotically neutral

[eliz @eliza___v]

Who fucking closed last night?

[Rajvi @rajvishah30]

today someone in office said that “worrying is the worst way to use your imagination” and that’s easily the best thing Ive heard all week

[Ava @noampomsky]

the only time i beg is to differ

[1eozim @1eozinho01]

Eles iguais crianças encapetadas que saem pra brincar no parquinho e voltam cansadas kkkk

[cee @1ovesickkk]

when i overshare its embarrassing but when others overshare im so happy to be here i just want to know everything about you

[คือผมต้องทราบไหม 🐈‍⬛ @pizad_sura]

พี่คนนี้โพสถามว่า ทำไมปลาทั้งหมดชอบมาออกันอยู่ตรงนี้ มีคอมเม้นบอกว่า เพราะตู้ปลามันเล็กเกินมั้ย พี่คนนี้เลยถ่ายตู้ปลาทั้งตู้ให้ดู 😂