someone: hi!
me: so I am deeply into this docuseries about a deeply unwell Indiana family that adopted a ukrainian orphan who was allegedly 6 but actually maybe 15 but also maybe 32 and whose adoptive mother believed she was a foreign agent. the orphan hid knives under her bed
I know this is a long shot but I was really hoping to find out who this couple is 😅 We accidentally crashed their wedding in Cancún and when we tried to leave they asked us to stay. Ended up partying with them and their family until 4am. Think they were from Washington?