Nyamweya Moraa

:)) always happy......at least most of the time :))

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

Buying a house with my lunch money

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

[miia @miiagarro]

idk if im pregnant or what but i been craving 3 million dollars so bad

[𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🧃 @fwsodiq]

Adding geologist to my CV after hitting rock bottom>>>>

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

me ready to crash out because i can still feel the oil on the plastic container after the 5th wash:

[Amogh @guyfromhills]

drinking 2-4L of water daily helps you avoid other people's drama because you're too busy peeing

stay hydrated.

[Mubabaddie. ⁶𓅓 @BrianMutuma_]

Incase you need to tell our foreign friends to tweet in their languages!

Swahili: Ruto lazima aondoke
French: Ruto doit partir
German: Ruto muss gehen
Spanish: Ruto debe irse
Italian: Ruto deve andarsene
Portuguese: Ruto deve sair
Dutch: Ruto moet gaan
Chinese (Simplified): 鲁托必须下台 (Lǔtuō bìxū xiàtái)
Japanese: ルトは去るべきです (Ruto wa saru beki desu)
Korean: 루토는 물러나야 한다 (Ruto neun mulleonaya handa)
Arabic: يجب أن يرحل روتو (Yajibu 'an yarhal Ruto)
Hindi: रूटो को जाना होगा (Ruto ko jaana hoga)
Russian: Руто должен уйти (Ruto dolzhen uyti)
Turkish: Ruto gitmeli
Greek: Ο Ρούτο πρέπει να φύγει (O Rúto prépei na fýgei)
Hebrew: רוטו חייב ללכת (Ruto chayav lalechet)
Zulu: U-Ruto kumele ahambe
Amharic: ሩቶ መሄድ አለበት (Ruto mehed alebet)
Thai: รูโตต้องไป (Ruto tong pai)
Vietnamese: Ruto phải đi

[Munjiru wa mbari ya Karanja @wakariowa]

Immediately Ena Coach ikianza safari! Hapa co driver walikuwa story Na backbenchers

[𝓫𝓮𝓻 𝓵𝓲𝓷✨ @realmfberlin]

you ever talk to a man and start feeling immensely sorry for the women in their life??????

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

Supermarkets should do regular wheel alignment on these trolleys. You push it towards Milk side, it takes you to beer section.

[Riċ @ricblurs]

shazam, but for people’s intentions

[Kimemia 🎹🌊 @its_kimemia]

Im an adult the same way Karen Nyamu is a senator

[🧚‍♀️yG @angellailah_]

they all lie baby just make sure you get one who pays bills

[mariana Z @mariana057]

The 5 second rule for food dropped on the ground does not work if you have a 2 second dog.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat.

[Tomi 🧶🌸 @crochetbyayo_]

Surely Goodness, mercy and 2 million dollars shall follow me all the days of my life….

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

"are we still going?".... An introverts attempt to cancel.

[eisha 🍒 @meishato]

i heard someone say, “What a privilege it is to outgrow the stuff you once settled for.” And honestly, it absolutely is

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

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