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[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[yut @yutteca]

Prefiro me matar do q viver uma vida dessa

[Focused 🧘🏾‍♂️👁️ @xonphused]

You loose your essence and flavor?

[dr. floww @__Floww]

take me off my SSRI and yall gone wish we were one nation under god.

[talia @taliasbonnin]

Put me unmedicated in a room with RFK Jr. for 30 mins and he’ll come out saying we need Lexapro in the drinking water

[Mrs Too Damn Media Literate @bobo_circus]

It's so funny to be like "alright guys no more Zoloft" while you're pumping gas to $300/gallon and there's 7 jobs left

[JB Pritzker @JBPritzker]

The hidden force:

[lester @_moLESTER]

i take better care of my dog than a lot of people take care of their actual human children so

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

Mother’s Day is for MOTHERS.
Not dog moms. Not cat moms. Not plant moms. It’s for the women who have really lived it. The ones who conceived, carried, birthed, raised, or lost a child.
Motherhood isn’t a cute label. It’s being needed 24/7, running on empty and still showing up, putting yourself last without even thinking twice. It’s real life, and it deserves real respect.

[LinkedIn Lunatics @LinkedInLunat1c]

Accidentally opened LinkedIn and already was met with the stupidest thing I’ve read all week

[Softboy @softboywin]

Before ChatGPT, it was a community of students, warriors, who’d upload full tests to QUIZLET.

[死 @humanxmaybe]

i hope this email kills us both instantly

[osama @0ba0sama]

Americans after finding that a group of fish is called 'school'

[Caroline 🕯️ @caroline_mpls]

I don’t understand. Do you guys think the instacart shopper is just doing you a favor?

[chels @gremlingardener]

when the trees are gone & the water is no longer clean & our natural resources are depleted & they’re trying to sell us bottled air like the fucking lorax, when nature becomes a luxury & the bees disappear and the food supply dwindles, at least you owned the libs, am I right?!

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

Trump fucked up his war so bad he’s trying to change the subject back to Epstein.

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Everyone is out of their fucking minds.

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. Go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple $9.99. Subscriptions. Subscription. Overdraft. Laundry. Fold. Text. Text. Text. Clean the house. “I haven’t seen you in a while.” Doctors appoinment. Hair appoinment. Nail appointment. RENT. WAR! GOVERNMENT! POLITICS! THE PRESIDENT!!

[emma @emma_____weaver]

Is he suggesting we… Immigrate to a different country in search for a better life?????

[fishy and chips @FATFUCKINGCHUD1]

Source tells me moon is stable.

Please god

[Higuruma’s Bath Bomb🫧✨ @GreedIslandGyal]

Yall went from “make America affordable again” to “just deport the poors”