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The people yearn for anything to stop the urge of a dopamine high.

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Don’t chase the whole savanna choose your hunt.

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If we run into each other and I wave, please just wave back with one finger. For the sake of our country, I just need you to do it.

[Big joe @Joemarcu1]

the way parents care about what people will say is disturbing fr.

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

Modern dating is broken because too many women were taught to compete with men instead of build with them. When a relationship becomes a power struggle instead of a partnership, everybody loses.

[Karoline Gosling @KarolineGosling]

Women wanted rights.. What did we do with them?

Became OnlyFans trash.

[Adémọ́lá. @OgbeniDemola]

Europe is united. They have one currency. They have NATO. They are almost borderless, their people travel in their continent freely. In Africa, it’s easier for a white man to travel around Africa than an African.

[Drugs Bunny @Monty_Hasashi]

I'll say this: your healthcare professionals don't care about you. Most of them anyway. There's a few doctors who really know their shit. Most of these guys out here are ignorant. Telling a diabetic that brown bread is healthier than eggs is crazy bro.

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Knowing a guy who knows a guy is one of the most valuable things in the entire world.

[WRITE A RAP 🎤 | FAN Account @WriteARapSis]

LMAOOO Who did this 😭😭😭😭😭

[✧ @whotfisDuke]

Adding geologist to my CV after hitting rock bottom>>>>

[Abby Libby @abbythelibb_]

Husband made a blanket fort, and he's currently in there with the 1 and 2 year old boys. I'm informed I'm not allowed in "cause you don't have a weiner."

[Nyarari🎀🌸 @nyar_uai]

I showed one the mpesa messages, he told me nirudi huko😭😭

[• @scorsesebabyyy]

You cheat on a woman with a woman and women accuse you of being gay

[superdad @udysznx]

women cheating means more whores (free pussy)

women not cheating means more moral women for marriage

[5N-Jaiye @slimsuki_]

When they hire child actors, do they explain the entire context of the movie or they just tell them to learn their lines.

Children actors amaze me tbh

[American AF 🇺🇸 @iAnonPatriot]

Wow, an extremely rich woman with a personal chef, dietitian, and a personal trainer is in shape.

Shocker.

[Ahtisham @juxt_ahtisham]

twitter was made for people with no friends to text.