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[ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[princess blueberry 🎀 @bratzdoll1nc]

you guys don’t like the artists as much as you think you do. you like the PRODUCERS!!

[L7 | Petey @peteyburn]

Kinda funny that if ur religion loses enough wars it gets downgraded to mythology after a generation or two

[. @Fimiye]

I hate people who pretend ChatGPT isn’t useful because they want to feel smart 😂

[🌐 @ttfalor]

first day at a job is probably top 2 most embarrassing thing you can ever go through as a human

[Technical Ben @TechnicalBben]

You'll beg.
You'll borrow.
You'll ask.
Then one day, you'll be the one people ask.
Don't be ashamed of the process.
Be committed to the progress.

[William Guppy @w_guppy]

You can drink nothing and be mediocre, or you can drink heavily and be "a potentially brilliant mind ruined by alcohol".

[Negro 1921 🍇🇦🇷 @Negr01921]

Mí vieja cuando se entere que no colgué la ropa

[aether @bluewdrift]

Embarrassment is the cost of entry.
If you aren't willing to look like a
foolish beginner, you'll never become a graceful master.

[gst @wearegst]

The number of hungry people in Nigeria rose from 18.6 million to 34.7 million—an increase of 16.1 million in 3 years.

Someone tell Mr. President.

[X @Xouy17]

You can't disrespect me and then put limitations on how I disrespect you back.

[Biff @biffredeemed]

The ROI on keeping your mouth shut is extremely high

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

i learned ants really have no concept of us as humans because of their limited eyesight and how big we are to them. they see us as moving shadows, or wind, or like obstacles and landscape (i imagine mountains). makes me wonder what’s in front of me right now that’s too large for me to comprehend.

[Zack D. Films @zackdfilms1]

How A 1920s Dotting Pen Worked 🤔

[naiive @naiivememe]

eggs watching the rest of the fridge from their private balcony

[Mr. Pinchisco @MPinchisco]

Arbeloa soy yo en el modo carrera llevándome a mis wonderkids cuando me cambio de club

[Spike @spikesguides]

This is why barely anyone dances at clubs or gets really excited in public or really tries to express themselves other than online.

Some antisocial person with a smart phone is on standby, ready to capitalize on it for clout or a dollars of revenue sharing.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

some of you are not gonna make it out of this bro

[🍹 @MentheVodka]

0 affective attachment to the club will be left in me if he leaves and Mbappé stays.

Beyond soulless