Ms. Teak

Mǎ dào chèng gōng

[Ms. Teak @_mojojojokes]

The fact that I know who the people in the photo are/where it’s from. 🥹

[𝓣annie @lomlfey]

#PondPhuwin au
After Rain on Tiktok

NSFW 🔞 | adult content, narration read at your own risk!
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[Ms. Teak @_mojojojokes]

Tuxedo chocolate mousse

[Ms. Teak @_mojojojokes]

I hate stupid characters with a passion.
“Do not tell anybody xyz.. your life could be in danger”
Immediately tells xyz and gets upset because life is in danger.
Stupid AND inept, my goodness.

[Agu @camelaeto]

Wow (derogatory)

[emily may @emilykmay]

this man, for one weekend, behaved the same way an average wife would behave if there was company coming into town. all of this is stuff his wife would have done, but he took it on.

his wife was like, "wow that was incredibly helpful, my weekend wasn't stressful, and having sex sounds really appealing!"

his response: THE LEVEL OF EFFORT I GAVE WAS INSANE AND UNSUSTAINABLE. I COULD NOT LIVE MY LIFE LIKE THIS.

[Ms. Teak @_mojojojokes]

@jaipikluv Done!!! Thank you so much

[Ms. Teak @_mojojojokes]

@jaipikluv Can you send it to me tooooooo 🥹
Please and thank you

[Ms. Teak @_mojojojokes]

Wildest thing I read today. Immediately looked up the county too.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: Two lions are reportedly on the loose in Indiana, with authorities “unsure of where the lions even came from.”

[Ms. Teak @_mojojojokes]

😂😂😂😂😂

[Paxxiana Benihana @paxxiefbaby]

men who take forever to nut are not fun. bitch you are holding me hostage

[Ms. Teak @_mojojojokes]

@reonjon23 @BRNarawins Qqq

[Ms. Teak @_mojojojokes]

@Cyntheeya Lmao and I need you to fuck off please. I’ve never even thought of that

[Ms. Teak @_mojojojokes]

@Cyntheeya

[Ms. Teak @_mojojojokes]

It’s so clear when people want an artiste to be cancelled. Very clear.

[franç @awboyy_]

sadistic 🫱🏾‍🫲🏿 shh say it now

[Ms. Teak @_mojojojokes]

Naravit really has beautiful teeth.

[PDSTORI 🌪️ @ToxieHavok]

The "H" in Jesus H. Christ stands for Hoobastank because he died for a reason and the reason is you

[Ms. Teak @_mojojojokes]

My MIL omg 😂😂😂

[Natan @alfamarb]

Bro is just here for vibes and heart attacks😭😭🤣

[jon repetti @pourfairelevide]

I think about this tweet every day, masterpiece of the form

[marcia @ziemiamiks]

"Such plot" and its a plot about artists being replaced with AI and debating between survivng and morals, but sure, it lacked sucking and fucking so its bad

[Ms. Teak @_mojojojokes]

@ayeeshaobi They are such little weirdos. Why would you not want to be clean AND dry? 😂😂😂

[Ms. Teak @_mojojojokes]

“Baba, come here and let me change your diaper”
My LO: