trash witch

✨she/her

[trash witch @_mollyeileen]

@NiceGrubby Why did we all do this

[trash witch @_mollyeileen]

Forgot that when your hair gets past a certain length you do fun things like accidentally close it into car windows and doors

[trash witch @_mollyeileen]

@HariboThaGod Noted

[trash witch @_mollyeileen]

No one I know has listened to the new Jenny Lewis album yet so I must now listen to her entire discography and sing it to my dog 🎶

[trash witch @_mollyeileen]

@NiceGrubby In a professional setting?

[trash witch @_mollyeileen]

Calmly asking my dog to relax bc it’s a papas party

[trash witch @_mollyeileen]

My emotional support fan has died. Please respect my privacy at this time.

[trash witch @_mollyeileen]

@MBTA_CR

[trash witch @_mollyeileen]

Yet I keep on bc

[trash witch @_mollyeileen]

I am Tired™️

[trash witch @_mollyeileen]

@HariboThaGod @NiceGrubby 🔪

[trash witch @_mollyeileen]

@NiceGrubby …a month?

[trash witch @_mollyeileen]

In the last few months my downstairs neighbor has earnestly asked me to begin vacuuming my laundry before washing and if she can start using my WiFi and I have to keep reminding myself what a great location I scored.

[trash witch @_mollyeileen]

my dog become an absolutely feral untamed being when the cheddar goldfish come out

[trash witch @_mollyeileen]

booked my dogs annual body shaming appt this morning

[trash witch @_mollyeileen]

I’ll never forgive the internet for spoiling Succession literally four seconds after last nights episode ended I am MAD and HAVE BEEN ALL DAY

[trash witch @_mollyeileen]

My 67 year old dad knows and has opinions about 90 Day Fiancé cast members and their many spin-off series, so I feel successful as a human.

[trash witch @_mollyeileen]

When I adopted my dog it was not included in her bio how much joy doing deep scricthes into her neck rolls and jowls would bring her future parent

[trash witch @_mollyeileen]

I’ll never retire but I have these labels of my rental address forever.

[trash witch @_mollyeileen]

I’m 33 and just made return address labels to have on file and I feel like it’s the most adult thing I’ve ever done.