Molly Koon

[dean michael unglert @deanie_babies]

victoria p:

“i don’t want to talk to you right now”

*goes and talks with him*

-then-

“i can’t sit right now”

*immediately sits down*

no wonder peter is having a hard time trusting her #thebachelor

[Nick Zaccardi @nzaccardi]

Simone Biles hits the unprecedented triple-double on floor exercise.

[megan🌻 @Oh_YoureFergie]

Anderson Cooper enduring tequila shots is honestly the most relatable I’ve ever seen him. #CNNNYE

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

I’m writing a script for a Lifetime Christmas movie. It’s about a girl who runs a small store that’s about to be shutdown by a big corporation run by a handsome guy who’s all business. They dislike each other at first but eventually fall in love, he changes & the store is saved.

[Barstool Outdoors @StoolOutdoors]

Trying to crawl into bed after eating 100 lbs. of candy tonight

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

You may be cool, but you’ll never be “guy who sings out loud at the gym” cool.

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

Missed Bachelor? Here’s a recap of every episode ever:

Her: I have a hard time opening up.

Him: I’m different.

Her: Okay, I’ll open up.

Harrison: Take a moment, say your goodbyes.

Her(crying in limo): I’ll die alone.

Him (toasting other women): We’re going to Jamaica!

[Molly Koon @_MollyKoon_]

@Brian_10Powers @ChickfilA Be more extra

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Love is cool but have you ever stepped on a scale and weighed less than you expected?

[Andrew Patty @pattyap15]

If you don’t instagram a bikini pic in December saying how much you’d rather be on a beach than studying for finals how the hell is Jake from SAE, who’s currently failing Intro to Marketing, going to know you’re both hot and you value your education?

[Molly Koon @_MollyKoon_]

@Brian_10Powers I would disagree

[Molly Koon @_MollyKoon_]

@E_Holtshouser Hmm less painful and weird then I imagined. You go

[Molly Koon @_MollyKoon_]

@E_Holtshouser That must of felt beyond weird 😳

[Molly Koon @_MollyKoon_]

@E_Holtshouser HAHA how!

[Molly Koon @_MollyKoon_]

My dream is that people ask me about abroad for the rest of my life

[Molly Koon @_MollyKoon_]

@kelley_brennan @MastaCondawg we'll FaceTime you so you don't miss a single KB story, don't fret🙂

[Molly Koon @_MollyKoon_]

@kelley_brennan hahahaha as lock is in use

[Molly Koon @_MollyKoon_]

@klattjackie kill it!! So jealous!