meowranda

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

[swinky @swinkying]

you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

I get so overwhelmed when I look at people I love sleeping. Where are you going that I can't follow you

[miia @miiagarro]

i wish there was a more intense way to express my emotions than crying. i want to burst into flames

[Melony🍈 @MelonTeee]

gardening is NOT relaxing bugs are eating all my shit I've never felt this violent in my life

[𝟒𝟒𝟒 @DEUILSTEARS444]

winter depression is over

now it's time for normal depression

[Jhay @jhayusb]

this summer we're staying out till 1 billion o'clock

[₍ᐢᐢ₎ @zaiiiiiika]

god made me beautiful as an apology for all the other stuff

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @Hyeyunie]

I’m going through things you can’t even find on reddit

[A @seattleiminyou]

What I look like naked is between me and my neighbor across from my window

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

“you’re allowed to relax, you know” unfortunately i cannot do that. Otherwise they will get me

[JAIMESHA THOMAS @thatgirljaycole]

Rainforest cafe was the first vibe i ever experienced.

[ilykimchi @kimchiforprez]

i believe that Manic episodes can genuinely lead to greatness sometimes

[erëza @erezaaahh]

why is everyone’s goal to get married and have kids like guys don’t you wanna go to Brazil first?😟😟

[jules @gaythotgirlson]

why does having a breakthrough in therapy feel kind of embarrassing…..like ohhhh sure i guess the answer was inside of me all along……whateverrrrr

[karen @killmyaffairs]

boyfriEND
girlfriEND
friEND
mandarinas

[A @seattleiminyou]

The week before your period when you build a rico case on everyone you know

[miia @miiagarro]

save the stupid shit for a stupid bitch