morgan

let’s boogie

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo's 2025 Ins and Outs
In- smiling more
In- making new friends
In- learning big words

Out- rocks

[ab d. roger @aliabdi]

every interview with jake paul has been like “im gonna kill mike tyson” and then every interview with tyson is like “god put me on this earth to repent for my sins through violence, i wake up every morning in a cold sweat and hear the screams of my enemies nd their mothers cries”

[☔ @Whotfismick]

WE MADE IT TO FRIDAY EVERYBODY!!

[5g bri @c0wboykid]

post-indeed clarity when you close the app and ur like "man I hope the oyster shucker job doesn't reach out"

[ally 🦋✨🎧⸆⸉ @ally_sheehan]

taylor lautner you stay away from that baby

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

When I’m listening to my friend’s 3 minute voice note like it’s a phone call and I’m trying to keep track of all the data points I’ll have to consider when I send my response

[Investigation Discovery @DiscoveryID]

#HomicideHunter: American Detective begins now! @LtJoeKenda
Which Kenda are you today?

[morgan @_morgandonor]

@Nathan_Bednarz @barstoolsports 🥹🥹

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

"santa isn't real" ok, I literally saw him at the mall

[morgan @_morgandonor]

@fusro_dahh DIG THRU THE DITCHES AND BURN THRU THE WITCHES

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

don’t bring your kids to drag shows bring them to church

[Brady @pebbut]

if i saw alvin and the chipmunks in real life i’d stuff them in sock and hit them against the wall and counters really hard

[Ruiz @unknownxruiz_]

Friends: Be ready by 8pm.

Me at 7:51pm.

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

If you’ve been feeling down at all recently just remember we’ve still got 125 cold and dark days ahead of us and it will most likely get a lot worse for you

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

the “i voted” sticker stays on during sex

[Nathan Bednarz @Nathan_Bednarz]

@_morgandonor

[morgan @_morgandonor]

I’m so fucking heated rn