every interview with jake paul has been like “im gonna kill mike tyson” and then every interview with tyson is like “god put me on this earth to repent for my sins through violence, i wake up every morning in a cold sweat and hear the screams of my enemies nd their mothers cries”
When I’m listening to my friend’s 3 minute voice note like it’s a phone call and I’m trying to keep track of all the data points I’ll have to consider when I send my response
If you’ve been feeling down at all recently just remember we’ve still got 125 cold and dark days ahead of us and it will most likely get a lot worse for you