morgan schlitter

[morgan schlitter @_morggannnn]

my 2nd cousin really came up to me all quiet and said “i really wish i could be more like you but i like god too much”

[TSA @TSA]

If you’re visiting for a very large sporting event & you happen to discover RANCH while you’re here… pls pack it in your CHECKED BAG on the way home.

Thank you.

[morgan schlitter @_morggannnn]

is taylor swift rage bait

[morgan schlitter @_morggannnn]

dad

[sae ❤️‍🔥 @trytrytrytaylor]

do they not realize trump was working under obamas economy and biden is working under trumps economy

[morgan schlitter @_morggannnn]

:/

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Kylie Jenner and Timothée Chalamet at the US Open.

[morgan schlitter @_morggannnn]

ain’t no sympathy in an arby’s parking lot

[morgan schlitter @_morggannnn]

going w my mom to see bottoms is giving when we accidentally took grandma to see wolf of wall street

[morgan schlitter @_morggannnn]

parked behind a car with a sticker that says “bitchy and horny” adorned with confederate flags i love art

[morgan schlitter @_morggannnn]

@syd__mcc the cause of your downfall

[morgan schlitter @_morggannnn]

my clients really telling me they’re pregnant before their own mother

[morgan schlitter @_morggannnn]

“i found out i’m not asexual by watching moneyball”

[morgan schlitter @_morggannnn]

“you could be a professional makeup artist” well kathy you make a valid point

[morgan schlitter @_morggannnn]

like sadness but money.. a job?

[morgan schlitter @_morggannnn]

wasn’t gonna ugly sob today but then decided to watch ep 3 of the video game mushroom show

[morgan schlitter @_morggannnn]

@xleomaa @videoasteria i made this movie a personality trait

[morgan schlitter @_morggannnn]

thinking about when my pants ripped off at work and we super glued them back onto my body so i could finish my shift

[morgan schlitter @_morggannnn]

@em_sch1 waffles plain w peanut butter and a cheese sandwich

[morgan schlitter @_morggannnn]

cocoa hooves makes my brain tingle

[morgan schlitter @_morggannnn]

could be at msg but the world is an unhappy place