Mauricio🪣

[Mauricio🪣 @_morice_]

No one can tell what I’m looking at with my transition sunglasses.

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Venezuela and Miggy did it pa la gente

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Big fun in little China

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Ketchup and mustard delivery service. Pretty nifty

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Hogs in the game.

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What other city but seattle could have squalor on a cracker

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My mom trying to tell me how to make my turkey, I’m gonna cook as Wolfgang puck says

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In my corner office having lunch.

You wouldn’t understand

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@animalologist Try it on the back of a bus. Feels like a space ship

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Somewhere in seattle a strung out Prince Charming is looking for the lovely lady who ran out of his tent at midnight, leaving only her rehab sock behind

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@__jasminerose Did Wendy’s cancel your chicken nugget account ?

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Mamma Mia

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How you gonna say you got hurt playing pickleball? Have some dignity that’s a made up injury

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Wiping kimchi off my shirt with pages of my passport

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Talk bout lost my muffin cap

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Home of the 40 hour birthdays

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@ragde_987 I think she’s like the Billy eyelish of this bar. There’s a handful of gorditas trying to take her home

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@MattOswaltVA hello. Trying to purchase your last liquor coffee book. Is there a payment plan or is $1M in one sum the only option?