_Thomas 🦾

la que no es puta no disfruta 👾🫧🧬

[★ 𝘀𝗼𝘀𝗼 bct do chan RUN IT @mnhovamp]

bellingham no último minuto de jogo

[LennOnToast @LennOnToast]

England vs France for no fucking reason at all

[Aina ☆ @afcaina]

can’t believe the world cup is over, what a final between england and france

[lauren🪿 @speaklaur]

they're calling it the best prediction of all time

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

Haaland bought stuffed Whiskey Racoon and two stuffed squirrels from Wild Bill’s Western Store. Posted a story about them “Geezahs” on Snapchat start of July.

[Isaac @GalaxyPeaBrain]

> Mexico out
> Argentina is Argentina
> Colombia still in

[Danny Zeta Cocinando Desertoras @TvDannyZ]

Mi casa en estos momentos

[kmiluchis @camilarz_]

ALAVERGA

[Mike @BlueCFM_]

Se terminó la fase de grupos del mundial, se acabó el amor entre todos, empieza el racismo y xenofobia

[Snake Kasane 💙🇦🇷 @SnakeKasane]

"¿Un mundial con 64 países? ya cagaron matando el fútbol, dejá."

Yo con los pibes viendo un Springfield vs Fondo de bikini un viernes a las 4 de la tarde:

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I went to In-N-Out and ordered a cheeseburger. The cashier, a calm young woman named Destiny, asked me a question I did not expect.

"You want that Animal Style?"

I paused.

I did not know what this meant. But a samurai does not admit he does not know. So I answered with weight.

"...Animal Style."

"Cool. So that's mustard-grilled, extra spread, grilled onions, pickles. Yeah?"

I understood now. This was a sacred permission. For one meal, I was being told to put down my manners at the door. To eat the way a beast eats, without shame. I had waited my whole life for someone to give me this order.

"Yes," I said. "I will become the animal."

Destiny did not blink. "...Okay. You want your fries Animal Style too?"

I stopped. Even the potatoes?

"The potatoes also become animals?"

"I mean, they get cheese and sauce and grilled onions, so..."

"Then yes. Let the potatoes abandon their restraint as well."

"...Got it." She was the calmest woman I have ever met. "3x3, 4x4, or just the one?"

I did not know these numbers, but I knew a challenge when I heard one. "How many must I face?"

"It's, like, how many patties you want."

"How many is the most honorable?"

"...Four is a lot."

"Then four. A warrior does not ask for fewer."

She wrote it down without argument. A 4x4, Animal Style, with animal fries. She warned me once, kindly. "That's gonna be huge." I told her I was counting on it.

It arrived. It was a tower. Cheese and sauce ran down my hands the moment I lifted it. There was no clean way to eat it. There was no dignified way. That was the entire point.

I ate it like a beast. Both hands, no honor, grilled onion on my chin, and I have to be honest with you, it was the best thing I have ever put in my mouth.

For thirty years I have kept my manners at every table in the world.

They handed me a burger and told me to be an animal, and I have never felt so free.

So tell me, America.

The whole country knows the secret menu. What else are you hiding in plain sight?

And "Animal Style." Was I eating the animal, or finally becoming one?

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[𝙋𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙚𝙧 𝙇𝙚𝙖𝙜𝙪𝙚 𝙎𝙝𝙞𝙩𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 @PLShitposting]

4 partidos en un día con huecos de una hora entre sí

[_Thomas 🦾 @_mothbae]

THE ENERGY AT ISOKNOCK 4EVER
WE GETTIN ROWDYYYY #edclv