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#BREAKING: CNN, MS NOW, and Politico staff denied White House access despite judge's order.

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@GaruthAcharya Please no

[bone @boneGPT]

"People aren't ready, this is gonna change everything"

You know what people weren't ready for? Fucking mammoths. Tigers eating them. Monkeys ripping their arms off. The black plague. The ice age. Smallpox. Vikings pulling up on the beach. Drinking water that gives you diarrhea until you die. Getting a scratch and losing your whole leg. The Mongols. The Spanish Inquisition.

One volcano can send us back to the dark ages and these safety guys are gonna be shocked. Oh the robots didn't kill us? It was a volcano? Imagine their disappointment as the hot ash rains down on them.

A solar flare is gonna explode your phone in your pocket your legs are gonna be covered in battery acid and your bank account will stop working. You're afraid of a computer program doing math?

"Things are moving too fast" homie you live on a rock that periodically deletes everything. You are one the most luckiest entities in a 100 light year radius living during a golden era. Cheer up.

My ancestors crossed an ocean in a wooden box because they ran out of fucking potatoes.

"The social disruption will be enormous!"

Nigga World War 2? World War 2? Hop in the people carrier we're landing on the beach.

Are these people out of their fucking minds? Do they not know what we've survived already?

A couple decades of air conditioning and people suddenly think oh this is the natural condition of mankind. No. We used to have eight kids because seven didn't make it. You're gonna be fine. Man the fuck up.

Accelerate.

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@BacardiCapital Wdym work monitor?

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@Hugh_Janiz @GayBearRes I have witnessed this story play out multiple times, and many were not as fortunate as I was in the end.

The Biden years made it illegal to hire a straight white guy, and in many ways those entities are still holding on, waiting for the Dems to enable them again.

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Benjamin Netanyahu
Benjamin Netanyahu

My fantasy football commissioner who is 2-0 is 3 weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon.

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Sorry, but the Indian who got here 2 seconds again is just as American as you because he is in a Barbour jacket.

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

I do, actually, how’d that work out?

Did society get colorblind?

Or did the one race that ignored identity politics get ganged up on by the others and f**ked seven ways to Sunday?

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@GayBearRes Personally I do think we should pay teachers more, but also change incentive structures to leave students behind who suck.

#fuckthemkids

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@the_P_God No invite is crazy

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USAID gets defunded, and now the nerds are putting up highlight tapes. Never black pill.

[Colorado Buffaloes Football @CUBuffsFootball]

Final.

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He’s top 5 all time

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@DadInvest J.D. “I’ve had enough of this two-factor authentication”

The monkeys paw curls a finger

Tv Ad “introducing three-factor authentication…..”

J.D. “mother of god”

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@bschoolboogaloo “Did you guys see they hit the second tower?”

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The Germans are coming backkkkkkk

[Lockheed Martin Europe @LMEuropeNews]

German airpower is about to look a little different. 🔍

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@the_P_God And it’s just beer

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@coldcallsniper

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@bschoolboogaloo Are you telling me you didn’t actually need my help finding your lost bitcoin that’s trapped in your digital wallet?