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[bigmambojambo @_mrcow]

might be a "too woke" take but i never understood why people imitate animals or associate stupidity with broken english

[bigmambojambo @_mrcow]

my uber is a chevy volt, why does it sound like it's powered by fossil fuels

[bigmambojambo @_mrcow]

@shalomdfirst peace of mind

[bigmambojambo @_mrcow]

the way they just got 4k footage of mars.. in my head i'm like why couldn't they have sent a rover with an iphone up before

[bigmambojambo @_mrcow]

i went on a run this morning and took one of those .5 videos of myself and these influencers are actors cause why do i look so caught off guard 😀

[bigmambojambo @_mrcow]

holy shit i forgot this account existed and now im about to yap my shit

[bigmambojambo @_mrcow]

my roommate just got a pay pig... GOD WHEN WILL IT BE ME

[bigmambojambo @_mrcow]

and it's not that im not working/striving for it, but knowing that even when i reach that point im STILL cooked is crazy 😭

[bigmambojambo @_mrcow]

sometimes being a bw is scary cause even when you're successful you're not looked after

[bigmambojambo @_mrcow]

@alonefeeliings going thru it

[PME🦈 @truslimefrr]

Next person waste my time just gotta die

[bigmambojambo @_mrcow]

@Whotfismick kid is training for hurricane milton

[bigmambojambo @_mrcow]

@invis4yo this was me yesterday after me and this truck raced so he could cut me off in hicksville nowhere

[una @blusmarine]

my soulmate is probably a vintage dior saddle bag limited edition

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"Do you bathe with hot or cold water???"

my bathroom :

[niya ⌖ @scriptsnotcheap]

men deserve nothing

[KAYB @kjanaeeeee]

Fair dates, pumpkin patches, haunted houses, matching Halloween pjs >>>>>

[y @KayIahx]

i hope i marry a person who never stops loving me... like decades in & still obsessed

[I ❤︎ ME @nayomipink]

gorgeous girls know green tea is the natural ozempic