Matt

Hate Tory's. follow you back. Unless you're a Tory.

House music all night long.

[Matt @_mrgrumps]

Hahhahah

[Sam Brook @SlothBracelet]

"Join me on the roof." 😉

[Matt @_mrgrumps]

@SarahLarchmont I hope You’re well at the start of an email.

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@campbellclaret Awks

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@Jake_Kanter @elonmusk @BBC ‘Entirely independent of the government’ lolz. You’ve obviously never watched question time.

[Matt @_mrgrumps]

@BorisJohnson

[Conservatives @TheBigCons]

Our MPs are disowning us.

Now the local teams are against us.

What on earth have we done to deserve this sort of betrayal?

[Matt @_mrgrumps]

@greg26011979 Defo pulled the short straw if you get these two at the swingers party

[Matt @_mrgrumps]

@AllisterHeath All the Boris bootlickers, please stand up, please stand up

[Matt @_mrgrumps]

@RishiSunak 0.08% benefit FFS

[Matt @_mrgrumps]

@Mike_Fabricant Never had you down as a massive snowflake Mike on my bingo card

[Matt @_mrgrumps]

@Beatherder Yasssssssss

[Matt @_mrgrumps]

All those Tory stooges in the audience and not one hand. Glorious to see.

[Kiwifruiter @trailrunningfan]

This is SO insanely satisfying to watch.

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

The Thurrock Gazette is currently Britain’s most honest and reliable news source.

[Matt @_mrgrumps]

@g_gosden Leave him alone, he eats as much as a family of 8 each meal and needs the subsidy

[Matt @_mrgrumps]

@CARogersNo1 @bbcnickrobinson FFS Carole, he’s not going to shag you. Open your eyes. It’s nowt to do with brexit.

[Kaveh Solhekol @SkyKaveh]

Gary Lineker suspended by the BBC for upsetting the Conservatives because he stood up for some of the most vulnerable people in the world. The same BBC whose chairman gave the Conservatives £400,000 before helping to arrange an £800,000 loan for Boris Johnson

[Matt @_mrgrumps]

@ScouseCommie Both of these headed the ball once too many

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@torydemolition She loves bags of custard

[Matt @_mrgrumps]

@toryboypierce @KeirSimmons Did you have too much sniff before writing that tweet