Old Trafford's son 🇵🇹🇧🇷

Positive vibes. Siempre MANCHESTER UNITED ! Forca Portúgal.

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

Jamani

[GISTE @ggiste]

Hapo Ulinzi Sports Complex, Lang’ata.

Sharp Boys had already planned how this game was supposed to end.

Nick Mwendwa was not going to survive that match politically.

The poor officiating was part of the game. The plan, as I see it, was not necessarily to beat Kariobangi Sharks on the pitch — it was to provoke a reaction that would finish the job outside the pitch.

How?

You know Nick Mwendwa would come with his people from Kariobangi, Mathare and surrounding areas to watch the game.

So you create tension.

Give a dubious penalty. Make controversial calls. Push the fans until they lose their temper.

Then what happens?

The fans invade the pitch. The referee is attacked. The match is abandoned.

And suddenly, the story changes.

We stop talking about the questionable penalty and poor officiating and start talking about violence, pitch invasion and indiscipline.

That is the trap.

And once a team is blamed for causing a match to be abandoned, the consequences under football regulations can be serious.

So what should Kariobangi Sharks have done?

Don’t touch the referee.

Even if the decision is outrageous.

Even if you believe the game is being rigged against you.

Sit down. Refuse to play. Protest peacefully. Let the cameras capture everything.

Do a Senegal–Morocco.

Because the moment you attack the referee, you have taken the bait.

The die may have been cast already. But the one thing Kariobangi Sharks could control was their reaction.

Sometimes the smartest way to defeat a trap is simply refusing to step into it.

[IVY @ivymuthe]

The boda boda sector is producing very obese men. These riders hardly ever walk. In the morning they eat chapati with tea loaded with three spoons of sugar. At lunch it’s chapati and beans. At 4pm it’s more tea with three spoons of sugar and mandazi. And they drink Predator energy drink all day.

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

KOX vs. Mzansi: Kenyans take early lead in ruthless online war with South Africa https://t.co/KgE9ibqykC

[Book Ten @Bookten8]

Kenyan water canon Vs South African Water canon

[Book Ten @Bookten8]

Oooh ni cha hivo?

[Kate 💦😍 @MissLingard14]

Kenyan Pilot South African Pilot

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

12 years ago, We millennials defeated South Africans in the legendary 2014 Twitter war, a battle so serious that international media houses like CNN were covering the madness.

I hope Gen Z wins whatever they have started because some of us are now retired reservists and can only be recalled if the situation gets completely out of hand. 😭😂

[Pamela @PamelaNjoku2]

This man is supposed to go down with Man city btw

[Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC @ahmednasirlaw]

To be well liked and loved politician in Central Kenya is very easy...talk nonsense, think like a toddler and abuse H.E Ruto...Mt Kenya people will worship you like a god.

[Eric @amerix]

END OF THE MONTH is a MAN's most difficult day:

"Hello Sir, rent for this month is due."

"Boss, the tax amnesty ends today."

"Hello, Sir, I will not come to work tomorrow unless you send me fare."

"Hi Bro, don't forget. The event is tomorrow."

"Hello cousin, my son was admitted to university. I spent everything. I don't have fare back home. Help me, please."

"Jemo, someone has my money. Send me something small; I am being held at the Police Station for a traffic offence. If he refunds it, I will refund you. Please."

"Boss, I know I have your money. But I commit to pay. My wife is going into labour. Just help me with something on top of the other one; I will refund."

"Dear Customer, this is a polite reminder about your loan."

"Your post-paid line has been barred due to insufficient funds."

"James, your father is going for dialysis tomorrow. We hope to be at the hospital at 4 am."

"Hello, parent, Jayden is sitting his exams this month. Prepare for prayer day and to gift his teachers."

"Baba Jay, the tokens."

"Baba Jay, the gas."

"Baba Jay, my mother's consecration in the church women's guild is this Sunday. This is your mother-in-law, for heaven's sake!"

"Brethren, our church's hotel project fundraiser is next week."

"JAMES, your Online transaction of USD 81.76 has been declined on your card ending **42 at Truecaller due to insufficient funds."

Steven Uber: I tried to call you at 30-09-26 13:41 but you were not reachable.

Amos Mechanic: I tried to call you at 30-09-26 13:43 but you were not reachable.

"Please call me. Thank you. Everybody wins!"

"You, James, I will not remind you about your child's upkeep. Behave, or I will tell your wife. Nonsense!"

"Failed. Insufficient funds in your M-PESA account as well as Fuliza M-PESA to send KSH340.00. Your M-PESA balance KSH0.00."

It is tough being a MAN.

Grace be upon you, the MAN.

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Tell us the score card FAG in white Tisho,

Coz last I checked you have been sneaking same room with senator Chesang,

He only married after Kalenjin elders demanded Bibi

He actually prefers you in bed. Content yako huwa horizontal shit, unabinjwa and Babu will be Gavana 🤷‍♀️

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

A helicopter believed to be carrying Zimbabwean businessman Wicknell Chivayo has reportedly gone down near Marondera, according to @zimlive

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 MAJOR BREAKING: Premier League confirm an independent Commission has found Manchester City GUILTY OF ALL CHARGES related to serious breaches of the Premier League’s financial rules over a nine-season period, and the majority of charges in relation to its failure to co-operate with the League’s investigation.

The club has the right to appeal the independent Commission’s findings and has until Friday 2 October to exercise that right.

The Premier League Board’s intention is that the full process (including any appeals and publication of relevant decisions) is concluded as soon as possible.

The independent Commission found that between Seasons 2009/10 and 2017/18:
- Manchester City arranged ‘sham’ contracts (which misrepresented the true agreement between the parties) with a number of its commercial partners, as well as relying on ‘sham’ agreements with others, to artificially inflate the club’s revenues and reduce its costs
- The club filed misstated accounts and concealed the true state of its finances from its auditors and football regulators
- Manchester City was significantly in breach of both the Premier League’s and UEFA’s spending limits
- During the Premier League’s investigation, Manchester City committed multiple breaches of its duties of co-operation and utmost good faith towards the League (three of the four alleged breaches were upheld)

[Eric @amerix]

Do you mean there are people whose stomachs are burning with rage because of a refinery plant in Lamu?

That is jealousy.

What is your solution, then?

Complaining without giving solutions is jealousy.

Jealousy is the immediate next step to becoming a witch.

[Hon Robert ALAI, HSC @RobertAlai]

@johnallannamu's tribal media outlet has produced a piece where the mission is to paint Baba Raila Odinga as the father of goonism?

Jesus Christ.

[Tech Logic @The_techAI]

Sexual experiences that might be tempting but are not worth trying

The first one is:

[Old Trafford's son 🇵🇹🇧🇷 @_MrOscar]

@InfiniteBruno Rakitic

[David Ornside @David_Ornside]

🚨𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: This are the list of punishment Manchester city may face after being found guilty of 115 Premier League charges relating to financial breaches.

1. Removed from the premier league (they will start all over from league two)

2. Strip off of all Domestic trophies won (Premier league, FA cup and Carabao cup)

3. Huge fine and points deduction

4. Ban on transfers for 5 straight seasons.

[Dr. Miguna Miguna @MigunaMiguna]

I’m going to say this because it’s the TRUTH. What you do with it is entirely up to you.

Uhuru Kenyatta pretended to support Raila Odinga for president in 2022 and INSISTED on him being deputized by Martha Karua because he had access (through the NIS) of Raila’s failing health and expected Raila to die soon and leave power to another Kikuyu. The “support” wasn’t genuine.

Telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#SocialismIsTheSolution
#RevolutionNow