_MrScience_

Dad. Old. Army Vet. #TANSTAAFL Fluent in Snark. Conservative. Christian. BadThinker. I’m totes all the bad things said about those like me by randos.

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You know what, Fuck it.
If I’m going to be accused of being racist, sexist, Christian Nationalist, homophobic, Islamophobic and all the rest by Internet people?
Cool. I am not changing.

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@JosipFCB93 You’re not even playing football in our largest stadiums

We have eight that seat more than 100,000

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The universe could do the greatest thing ever:
In metric system football…if everything works out, the USA could be playing England in PHILADELPHIA in the round of 16.
It’s like inviting an ex over for your birthday at the home they lost in a divorce

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@StuffForSisters One is always out of Maple Frosting, the other only has decaf

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@alexthechick “I do…”

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@Jringo1508 Nope. Veggie omelette

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@Jringo1508 When Nebraska plays, the Cornhusker stadium becomes the third largest city by population in the state

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@Jringo1508 @AmyPoindexter51 In 93, I took a former East German to a Stater Brothers. He was shocked at three things:
1) So many kinds and brands of alcohol
2) So many kinds of apples
3) (it was in California) Mexican food aisle

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@NiedsG @IMAO_ Aussie or Enzedd dollar

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@IMAO_ Aussie Dollar?

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@Ally_Sammarco Yeah. Elon’s not the one that makes it impossible to buy makeup a Walgreens or Tide at Safeway

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@jarvis_best @xbradtc

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@cheeseheadexpat @CyborgPeds Maybe one day your palate will mature and you can use something other than a glorified chip dip as a salad dressing

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@StuffForSisters “Fireflies” by Owl City

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@IlanBlock @aelfred_D

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@ywomendeservles She needs to make a sammich

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@TeeJayCeeIM @EsotericCD It’s usually has dill in it

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@politicalmath Yeah, they got nothing.

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@LauraBabcock Stern…the German Newsweek/Sports Illustrated hybrid only more left leaning than either AND more gullible than 60 Minutes