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iPhone: I'm gonna update your software tonight while you sleep.
iPhone in the morning: I couldn't do it, bro. Just didn't feel right. The vibe was off.
Alright, now it just feels like somebody is paying folks to wreak havoc at the Marta stations; cause I been on them damn trains all my life & never have I ever heard this much commotion in such a short turn around time
formal apology to my parents for my behavior during the 2008 recession. if someone asked me to buy them a nintendo ds and an annual roblox membership rn i'd actually blow up