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Jus read the tweets..

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Jon Hamm is the new Chris Noth, only better!

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Did you know - to intelligent women, dating feels like social work?! It does.

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Somebody needs to make Inside Out - Dating Apps sequel.

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Americans intonate. Brits enunciate.

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Oh, the agony of when you can more than you have to. 🫤

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The world is cruel to pretty girls. They don’t help you figure what you’re good at. Now, don’t ask me how I know this.

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Divorced men and their fully denied perpetual state of regrets!

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What lasts longer than a heartbreak? Injustice.

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Karma is just a little bitch. She’ll fuck you up a little but she’ll NOT TAKE OVER. Sometimes it’s a lesson, not karma. You acting differently won’t fix it, learning would.

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Music is the first step to Love.

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Hope is where action is.

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If coffee goes extinct and I die, please dispose my GPT history first.

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Conscious means being conscious of the subconscious.

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Instagram off. Day 1.

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People don’t change. But they do behave differently under different circumstances.

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Crap load of my vanity! An exacting hashtag for GRWM reels.

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Play safe? Or, play faith!

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Women are never wrong, especially once they’re mothers.

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Looking for someone to hurt because I’m hurting. - Most honest dating bio ever!

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Only one thing I’m severely and irrevocably addicted to - freedom!