macy

big chick energy

[macy @_msmacybehrens]

im sorry i only use twitter to do those big three astrology picture threads now

[macy @_msmacybehrens]

i hate when someone comes into the kitchen at work when im toasting my daily bagel bc then we have to talk about my bagel for two minutes

[macy @_msmacybehrens]

2023 is all about the female gaze. the male gaze means absolutely NOTHING

[macy @_msmacybehrens]

the feminine urge to cut your hair shorter than your bfs

[macy @_msmacybehrens]

entering my 24th year the same way i entered my 10th year.. in love with hayley williams

[macy @_msmacybehrens]

me and my chobani flip against the world

[macy @_msmacybehrens]

moving anything in powerpoint be like "oh did u want to align the bottom of that text box to the space between these two shapes across the slide and in the corner" no i just want to center it to the heading directly above it pls just let me do this

[macy @_msmacybehrens]

so when do u drastically reinvent urself if u just keep working at the same place ? like can i pull up one day new hair, new style, new personality and just be like heyy

[macy @_msmacybehrens]

i wake up every night with a locked jaw or a leg cramp pls tell me growing up gets easier

[macy @_msmacybehrens]

☀️sunny az☀️

[macy @_msmacybehrens]

please friends get out and vote today!!!! @Patty4Nebraska

[Senator Megan Hunt @NebraskaMegan]

Today, ABORTION IS STILL LEGAL in Nebraska. Abortion funds, clinics, and support networks are here to help you. Do not cancel your appointments, and if you need care, please reach out to a provider immediately.

[macy @_msmacybehrens]

resisting the urge to say slay in the microsoft teams chat

[macy @_msmacybehrens]

Why does life have to be working and making money why can’t it be watching movies, going on a picnic, and hanging out with your sister

[macy @_msmacybehrens]

i just heard a guy flirt with a girl at the bar by saying he saw her come through the branch of a bank he manages a few weeks ago… sir that is frightening

[emma @Em_Bers]

bagels should be free for girls

[macy @_msmacybehrens]

this is that chop all your hair off weather 😍😮‍💨

[macy @_msmacybehrens]

i would be too powerful if i had a single hour of free time during the day to walk around craft stores and thrift stores spending anywhere between $5-$50

[macy @_msmacybehrens]

@airfry_placenta the distorted graphics !!! like those hands are horrendous !!!

[macy @_msmacybehrens]

in 2022 im going to get back into being obsessed with things

[macy @_msmacybehrens]

UR KIDDING 🤤

[veronika @bigb00bss420]

build a mismatched outfit based on your big 4: