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[ETSU Football @ETSUFootball]

next up ➡️ Rocky Top

#GoBucs | #BUCkleUp

[College Football Zone @CollegeFBonX]

COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS BACK!!!!

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

This school may have one of my most famous alums to ever graduate... Kenny Freakin' Chesney!!!!

East Tennessee State has a proud history of football and academics, and it's always an honor to wear the BUCCANEER!

Thank you to Coach Healy and @ETSUFootball for this great box!

[Gordon Gekko @GordonGekko420]

Blah blah. Ur excel agent has grid lines on. Not worried

[Maxx Crosby @CrosbyMaxx]

Be Delusional. 🦅💎

[ETSU Football @ETSUFootball]

we’ve got a game time.

#GoBucs | #BUCkleUp

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

When someone says they use Google Spreadsheets instead of Excel

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

I don’t want to connect my coffee machine to the wifi network. I don’t want to share the file with OneDrive. I don’t want to download an app to check my car’s fluid levels. I don’t want to scan a QR code to view the restaurant menu. I don’t want to let Google know my location before showing me the search results. I don’t want to include a Teams link on the calendar invite. I don’t want to pay 50 different monthly subscription fees for all my software. I don’t want to upgrade to TurboTax platinum plus audit protection. I don’t want to install the Webex plugin to join the meeting. I don’t want to share my car’s braking data with the actuaries at State Farm. I don’t want to text with your AI chatbot. I don’t want to download the Instagram app to look at your picture. I don’t want to type in my email address to view the content on your company’s website. I don’t want text messages with promo codes. I don’t want to leave your company a five-star Google review in exchange for the chance to win a $20 Starbucks gift card. I don’t want to join your exclusive community in the metaverse. I don’t want AI to help me write my comments on LinkedIn. I don’t even want to be on LinkedIn in the first place.

I just want to pay for a product one time (and only one time), know that it’s going to work flawlessly, press 0 to speak to an operator if I need help, and otherwise be left alone and treated with some small measure of human dignity, if that’s not too much to ask anymore.

[Opta FCS Football @OptaAnalystFCS]

ETSU likes to play “Wagon Wheel” at the end of the third quarter at William B. Greene, Jr. Stadium.

Well, on Saturday, Grammy Award-winning artist Darius Rucker will attend Saturday’s “Blue Ridge Border Battle” home game against Western Carolina, ETSU athletic director Dr. Richard Sander announced on Monday.

Kickoff in Johnson City is noon ET.

[ETSU Athletics @ETSUAthletics]

🤠

#BeGreat | #TogetherWeWin ⚔️

[Coach Dan Casey @CoachDanCasey]

Nick Saban’s “Nothing” Speech

He’s still got it.

[Brandon Walker College Football Show @BFWshow]

It’s back and it’s beautiful

(via @TrigDraws)

[Erik Losey @Erik_Losey]

Vero Beach made and is a remarkable man/father. A class act, a consensus All-American, all conference, a REAL @rimingtontrophy recipient, national and super bowl champion. To say the least, looking forward to working next to @CoachBStork again in July!

https://t.co/Ci9EUaGi8B

[Emmanuel Acho @EmmanuelAcho]

Wow! Tom Brady may have just delivered the greatest quote I’ve ever heard.

“To be successful at anything, the truth is you don’t have to be special. You just have to be what most people aren’t: consistent, determined and willing to work for it.”

[carried_no_interest @carrynointerest]

CONSUMER SPENDING ALERT: my pe fund closely monitors the state of the american consumer. Today, you can watch a data scientist in PE break down some interesting alternative data that shows that all might not be well with the american consumer. 🧵🧵🧵

[Danny De Urbina @dannydeurbina]

Two-time Catholic Super Bowl Champ @buttkicker7 STUNS graduates with most important, unexpected advice:

"In the end— no matter how much money you attain— none of it will matter if you are alone and devoid of purpose... I can offer one controversial antidote that I believe will have a lasting impact for generations to come: GET MARRIED AND START A FAMILY." 🙏

[memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor]

“microsoft excel is not responding.”

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Doing the bare minimum at work is not some rebellious new trend. Lazy people have always existed.

Also, you're free to live your life this way but please stop whining about your lack of financial security and success. You have chosen mediocrity. Now live with the consequences.