Im never f*cking turning my phone off again
last time i did my mom's sister was hospitalized and i missed it
thought that was the worst case scenario
but then i tried to unplug FOR ONCE to spend time with my family
and i come back to see horrors beyond comprehension
not only did clav get brutally mogged by an ASU frat boy
but he also got his f*cking cortisol spiked by foids while he was minding his own business jestergooning.