_.muggendi

Sometimes I cycle

[Celine🌸 @Skillipeng]

35 going for Summertides is crazy go home to your family mahn

[kojo baafi @amkojobaafi]

Most guys here can relate to this 😂😂😂

[Dimakatso Ramayan. @Milla__K]

Awuuu 😭😭😭

[Kawangware Finest ™ - Geoffrey Moturi @cbs_ke]

"First Attempt Failed… But the Second Try Was Pure Desperation to Avoid Embarrassment! 😂😭"

[City! @dolapocarter]

I can’t believe I used to think I’d go to hell for spelling god like this

Religious brainwashing is scary man

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

Reciprocation means nothing to women until it's time to cheat back

[Rash ™ @Rashousmane]

We all know what follows after this stage. Praying for all my niggas to get here

[s.i.l.a.h™🇰🇪 @M_ukatii]

Kenyans have normalized eating trash kama zile kebab za town hizo vitu ni pure wheat no traces of meat , they taste like regrets!!!!!

[Jkksfqt @JUNX1ONG]

Spending 500k on drinks at a thika road club to snag a ruaka/kamiti road based instabaddie. If you are tricking and at that level, do it right. Ingia Dubai, book a suite, get a pair of Russian blondes. Rent a lambo for the day. Umalaya done right.

[Verified @njiiru]

sema, njagi chan here

[Sir-Rap-A-Lot @Osama_otero]

Hii Nairobi ukiona msee anatembea na jacket ama hoodie all the time na hujui anafanya kazi gani wewe kuwa careful na yeye.

[Dr. God Abeg ooo @josh_uglyasf]

A side chick wants to be the main chick and that’s why men get caught cheating.

A side guy wants to remain a side guy forever and that’s why women are not easily caught cheating.

[⚖️Preston🇪🇸 @pr3stonK]

💀Clouds are not solid, You will land in Mwihoko. Proceed with caution

[Turner🥲 @HKebeya]

Lakini men can be so daring. Sasa ikiwa Kuna mtu aliconvince, akabembeleza Aoko hadi akatinga mimba then wanaume wapewe heshima. Huyo jamaa should be found and he should address the nation.

[Yugo @stfuyugo]

There are some women you just know youll end up having sex with later in life regardless

Might take months, maybe a couple years but its already set in stone

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

BREAKING NEWS: Kenyans have occupied Parliament Buildings.

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

"If you sleep with 1,000 women and fuck one goat, people will remember you as a goat fucker"

[_.muggendi @_muggendi]

@unattendedjack It's by design btw. Izo parks zimejaa minerals.

[jack @unattendedjack]

This country is endowed with minerals but all our children get to be taught is flouspar & magadi. This is the greatest scam.