Muhammad Hammad

There’s one thing, just one thing that is the secret to life. Tweet me what it is. I’ll tweet you if I find out first.

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@TomLearnLab @bisping Hilton in Canary Wharf

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@BorrachinhaMMA 15

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@tipukianijr @ARYNEWSOFFICIAL Hello bot 🤖 😂

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@DineshKarthik 43

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@najamsethi Thank you selected journalist

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@arielhelwani Never seen you point in the right direction while introducing @dc_mma 😁

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@JonnyBones Well Jon i think you’re giving people too much credit. I can see them saying that this proves that Jon sucks as he couldn’t finish santos while a 41 year old glover finished santos. (Although for me you’re the best along with Khabib 🙂)

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@JonnyBones He’s growing balls. It just happens the balls are growing in his right nipple first 😉

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@G2kennyS @mousesports KennyS back to his best 😍

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@AmazonHelp I have already raised it with the messaging assistant yesterday but i was hoping to get in contact with someone directly to explain them what the issue is and sort it out quickly as i have been waiting for 2 weeks for my delivery.

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@AmazonUK i was meant to get a delivery from amazon yesterday. I didn’t get the delivery but the status on website says ‘handed to resident’. I saw the delivery driver yesterday arriving to my apart. And think he may have handed our delivery to someone else.

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@AmazonHelp I checked all floors to see if he left it somewhere else mistakenly but couldn’t locate it. He may have given it to someone else by mistake but no one has returned it to me. The driver definitely didn’t come to my floor as i was waiting on my door.

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@AmazonHelp The issue is that I don’t know which carrier it came from. I was tracking the parcel and saw from my 10th floor balcony that the driver came. He even pressed the buzzer to let him in the apartment. But after that he never came to 10th floor and the status changed to ‘delivered’

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@tipukianijr @farooq_pm It’s my view this animal should be locked up in a cage 😉

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@RehamKhan1 @BBhuttoZardari While young reham can’t get over the “ladla”

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@RehamKhan1 I wanted the lockdown to finish before but now because of ramadan i am secretly hoping that the lockdown stays for a bit longer so that ramadan can be spent nicely at home.

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@Nabilgabol Can you first tell me why your bio mentions non corrupt and benazir bhutto in the same sentence? “Kia yeh khula tazad nae?”

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@Carra23 It’s dumb to cancel the whole season where everyone has put so much effort it. More reasonable and sensible thing to do if they can’t continue the season later is to stop it here with the league table as it currently stands.

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@GamebredFighter Eyes at work.. doing some maths ... addition, subtraction, square root ...

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@arielhelwani @bokamotoESPN i think what makes more sense is for @DomReyes to take on Thiago Santos next. The winner of that can fight with @JonnyBones somewhere down the line. Don’t think they should do an immediate rematch.