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[slypork @_muirgen]

don't have feelings. do drugs. give your body to satan. try yoga today.

[amanda lucey @AmandaLMT94]

Pressure points to avoid during Pregnancy!

[fredesque @FredTaming]

me: what kind of animal is that

tour guide: alaskan otter

me: cool, let me know what he says

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Zuckerberg owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.

Jeff Bezos owns the Washington Post.

Elon Musk owns Twitter.

When multi-billionaires take control of our most vital platforms for communication, it’s not a win for free speech. It’s a win for oligarchy.

[slypork @_muirgen]

@_emmerly_ Still more personality than Clayton 😆

[slypork @_muirgen]

@JB_Hutch Proud of us

[slypork @_muirgen]

Do I lose my white girl card if I'm not excited about anything T Swift is doing in her life ever?

[slypork @_muirgen]

@marcrebillet I'm a massage therapist who'll be in Brooklyn during that time! Let me know if I can help ❤️

[slypork @_muirgen]

@RealitySteve Oh a 28 year old hairless chested male ready to settle down? Puhleaseee

[Max Barth @HeIsMaxBarth]

Fuck student loan forgiveness, I want student loan revenge

[R. Eric Thomas @oureric]

So now I’m hearing that the “government” is making you show an “age passport” to enter a bar or buy alcohol and a “driving passport” operate a tractor trailer? Wowwww. Smdh

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

Just took my daughter to her Kindergarten orientation & we had to show a vaccine passport for her admission. Let that sink in. The Govt is forcing kids to show vaccine passports.

Wait...wait my wife is telling me this has been going on for a century & is how we eradicated polio.

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

The people who think the vaccine changes your DNA are most in need of becoming new people

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I truly don’t recall making you this stupid.

[slypork @_muirgen]

@marcrebillet You deserve the world, bb

[slypork @_muirgen]

LMAO DID NOT live tweet the bachelorette and drank two rum and cokes and fell asleep before the rose ceremony ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🔥

[slypork @_muirgen]

Guess who's drunk but this time in Alaska and live tweeting the bachelorette again! 👍👍

[slypork @_muirgen]

. @Pontifex let the children come to you? Speak up about #215children

[Ashley Quenneville @ashquenneville]

Pointing out that birth control pills have a worse blood clot rate than any vaccine isn’t saying “blood clots are fine” but rather that it’s amazing what we won’t tolerate for the general population but will tolerate for mostly women for 60 years completely unchecked.

[slypork @_muirgen]

@MadsenTakesDC I love youuuu

[z @zziak22]

getting touched during heads up seven up was the last time I felt something