𝑚𝑢𝑚𝑜♡

God's lil brat🍭

[Khanya_Siluma🇿🇦 @SilumaKhanya]

I love it when Black people say “here comes your friend” and when you look up it’s someone you hate

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

the funniest people i know don't even tell jokes, they just be talking😭😭😭

[KAT @reallKAT]

them: how did you come out of that difficult thing?

me: it’s Jesus

[johnna paige. @lowkeyjohnnap]

Please get addicted to thinking everything will always work out for you.

[Merkel🫧🩺 @merkelisart]

I hate that society has convinced me that replying to a text too fast makes me look obsessed. Like damn, I just happened to be holding my phone 😭

[nana aba @thenanaaba]

Dear Mexico….

As discussed.

Signed,
53 African counties

[Ous'B 💚 @BongsMahlangu_]

Do y’all ever start worshipping God and suddenly burst into tears? Not because you’re hurting but because He’s been so good to you over and over again even when you know you don’t deserve it. 😩😭🙌🏾 His grace, mercy and love overwhelm me every time. I love Him so much.

[yearner montana🦇 🌴🇦🇷🇸🇳 @sativuuhhh]

masaa unaosha vyombo ndio unaanzanga kurealize vitu fr

[﹆ @flowzki]

those long calls where you guys start sharing pictures in between ..

“ i just sent it to you”

where ? on which app

😍😮‍💨 >>>>>

[amir @linuxlvr]

i really wish i could do casual but it’s either soul burning intensity or i feel basically nothing for you

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

i honestly can’t wrap my head around it. if God put this much order into the smallest parts of creation, what makes you think He would leave you completely on your own?

[Tasha 😋💦 @Tasha1644]

Mercy is when you can't even explain how you're surviving, but you are. You don't have it all figured out, but each day, God sends help right when you need it. Hallelujah.

[arrryyyy 🐐 @dube1286]

Unawezapata hata US hawakutaka ni Ruto alienda kuomba wagonjwa.

[Ona 𐙚 @ona_nky]

me at someone’s house fighting for my life not to put my legs up on their couch

[Aleckie Ronald @SirAlexas]

America's errand boy

Tuma police Haiti...yes sir
Chukua watu wa Ebola..yes sir
President wa kutumwa Jacket kwa gari

[Ciru Muriuki 🇰🇪🪬 @CiruMuriuki]

There’s plenty of room in State House for that fuckass quarantine center. They can have it there.

[Thanos (25/26 🏆) @Muchang_i]

Tunafaa tuvae Jersey sisi wote tujifanye tumeingia tao kusherekea kikombe tukifika huko tugeuze ikue maandamano

[Blessing Udom @BlessingUdom_]

I am a fertile ground
Nothing dies in my hands!

[the accelerated man(earth 19) 🇦🇷🇩🇪🇪🇸 @onlyonekhalid_]

“you’re making noise sir”
“i’m making noise? eeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiii”

😭😭😭😭

[Mbinya @Mbinya__]

Being at the age where people want to make you their wife and pregnant is scary wah.