🦇Lil Spooky🧛🏻‍♀️

on the pursuit of happiness

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

so you admit that men's greatest fear is being treated like they have treated women???

[. @JustA_se7en]

Me and the wife talking about Anakin Skywalker.

Me: He killed kids...

Her: Fuck them kids!

[marv @mvn_dn]

Are the groceries cheap yet

[🦇Lil Spooky🧛🏻‍♀️ @_munster]

& also seeing my grandparents age is doing something to me that I just don’t like. That part sucks.

[🦇Lil Spooky🧛🏻‍♀️ @_munster]

Visiting my family who lives out of town as an adult with my husband feels so crazy. Like wym I’m 28, married, & can once again have sleepovers at my aunts house but now with my husband.

[🇵🇸angel of mischief 👼🏽 @moxiecodone]

my shop is live 🫣 many tapestries on sale and free shipping after $30! https://t.co/bCZc5QvEqj

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

🗣️ FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND ANYONE WHO STANDS WITH HIM

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Eliminating the Department of Education was on page 319 of the Project 2025 manifesto. America failed an open book test last November.

[MothersAgainstGregAbbottPAC/MothersforDemocracyPAC @MomsAGAbbott]

This man is lying to you. Texas is 43rd in Education. Massachusettes is #1 in Education and they spend $17,058 per student. Texas pays a little over $6,000. GREG LIES! Private education getting vouchers isn't going to solve the problem, only make it worse.

[🦇Lil Spooky🧛🏻‍♀️ @_munster]

One nephew just turned 5, my other nephew is almost 2, & my goddaughter is almost 6 months old. I am NOT okay, these kids grow so fast.😭

[🦇Lil Spooky🧛🏻‍♀️ @_munster]

I’m already regretting two back to back weeks of working 6 days a week 🫠

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

Trump: “The problem is the bad guys don't respect the law.”

THE MOTHER FUCKER IS A FELON 34 TIMES OVER.

[Art Candee 🍿🥤 @ArtCandee]

Boston Mayor Michelle Wu at the House hearing on sanctuary cities:

"If you wanted to make us safe, pass gun reforms. Stop cutting Medicaid. Stop cutting cancer research. Stop cutting funds for veterans. That is what will make our cities safe."

Mic drop!

🎤

[Congressman Greg Casar @RepCasar]

A guy who makes $8 million a day off the government thinks seniors getting $65 a day they worked their whole lives to earn is a “ponzi scheme.”

Protect Social Security. Fire Elon Musk.

https://t.co/w0mEOcNSlk

[Carly Incontro @carlyincontro]

remember when they said a woman in power would be too emotional

[🦇Lil Spooky🧛🏻‍♀️ @_munster]

Finally scored during a Pokemon card drop after a week of L’s😭

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

If Bernie’s Social Security bill was enacted in 2021, Musk would have paid $2.9 billion more in taxes, Social Security would’ve been solvent for 75 years, benefits would’ve increased by $2,400 & 93% of Americans would have paid Zero more in taxes. The only one “entitled” is Musk.

[🏆- rea!! @stingrearea]

“MAGA is explicitly a Nazi movement. You may have replaced a swastika with a red hat, but that is what it is”