The Murphman

Tech Nerd, Chef Extraordinaire, Worst Fisherman Alive, Aspiring Thor Lookalike, Aspiring Tony Stark Think-Alike

[The Murphman @_murphman29]

Me: Hey, I wanna get better at running
Shin: No you don't
Me: Wait, what? Why?
Shin: *Splints*
Knee: *Pains*
Me: I hate you both

[The Murphman @_murphman29]

@gmoult Skipping Armco in Middletown??

[The Murphman @_murphman29]

@shagbark_hick Taxes need to be paid for living in a free country that is defended by strong men and women.

Not everyone earns taxable income, but almost everyone owns land OR lives on land that is owned, making it the fairest system.

[The Murphman @_murphman29]

@japan_nobunaga Sit-down service*

For a place like a coffee shop, it's $0 unless I had a fantastic conversation with them or something

[The Murphman @_murphman29]

@japan_nobunaga A straight $2 tip for adequate or above service is my solution

I don't want to reinforce the idea that servers should live off of their tips. They should be paid a legitimate base wage and make extra for doing well.

[The Murphman @_murphman29]

@realsaadasad So, uh, what's the plan if the staircase side of the building gets blown up or something?

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This was all that was available after 10 minutes of general sale for @twentyonepilots :'(

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@ChiefBigly @dodsonduane7 @LPNational Oh, nice 😂

[The Murphman @_murphman29]

@dodsonduane7 @ChiefBigly @LPNational This might be legitimate -- the building is from the Obama Foundation and it does appear to border a residential area

[ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸 @ImBreckWorsham]

🤣😂🤣🤣 Based.

[soli @solisolsoli]

Happy International Workers’ Day! Together and Strong.

[Rep. Keith Self @RepKeithSelf]

KILL THE KILL SWITCH!

[The Murphman @_murphman29]

@Nithya_Shrii "Bars don't put up clocks" -- I'd like to refer you to "One bourbon, one scotch, one beer" by George Thorogood

"The clock on the wall says three o clock... Last call... For alcohol... So whatchu want?"

[Mountain Cabins @cabinsmountain]

They convinced an entire generation that living with family is failure.

Family compounds used to be normal.
Until the psyop began.

We were told:
• Move out at 18
• Be independent
• Get your own place
• Do everything alone

Result:
• 10 rents
• 10 mortgages
• 10 car payments
• 10x more debt

Strong families used to stay together—build together, support each other, and live interdependently.
The opposite of the "be independent" narrative.

Let's normalize family compounds again.

[The Murphman @_murphman29]

@The_JBS How @MikeTurnerOH has maintained his Ohio seat for 23 years is beyond me. Maybe this will be the straw that gets someone else elected next time.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Would you believe 57 Republicans and 211 Democrats recently voted in favor of this Orwellian automobile kill-switch? Here’s the roll call for the vote I forced to defund the mandate: https://t.co/dnPxPHFYie

[The Murphman @_murphman29]

@hetmehtaa FTP

[The Murphman @_murphman29]

@GamewithDave Arcanists!

[The Murphman @_murphman29]

@Soupdoop_ Truuuuu

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. Go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple $9.99. Subscriptions. Subscription. Overdraft. Laundry. Fold. Text. Text. Text. Clean the house. “I haven’t seen you in a while.” Doctors appoinment. Hair appoinment. Nail appointment. RENT. WAR! GOVERNMENT! POLITICS! THE PRESIDENT!!

[Optimist Prime© - Dr. Peter Echo @Echoez_of_tRuTh]

@ElliotCohe74430 @elonmusk @Tesla @teslaownersSV There's an even better instance as shown in the video attached to my comment