Mary Egan

burnt out bug-eyed bimbo. | Emerson ‘22 | IG: __maryegan__

[Mary Egan @_murrrrr_]

Wear the hat of the college you dropped out of and the t-shirt of the candidate who lost so you can be a has-been and a never-was all at the same time

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

a gay asian man playing JD Vance... oh he's gonna hate that. Good.

[Austen Allred @Austen]

John Mulaney getting on stage and mercilessly mocking everyone at Salesforce’s Dreamforce conference is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Yeah this is because conservatives are legitimately dumber

[tommy shelby apologist @cilliancore]

i need to be his controversial young girlfriend

[Mary Egan @_murrrrr_]

not so hot take, but if you cannot define the word "bicameral" to me don't talk on politics

[gio 💋🩸 @giohalliwell]

Good morning with Divine’s face while looking at trump

[Mary Egan @_murrrrr_]

Still got it! (could list every president in less than two minutes)

[Lauren Hitt @LaurenHitt]

New Harris campaign ad features Hadley Duvall, sharing how she became pregnant after her stepfather raped her at age 12. She says she had options that girls today no longer have because of Donald Trump.

The ad is soundtracked to Billie Eilish, who endorsed the VP yesterday.

[Mary Egan @_murrrrr_]

today after three years I am officially a los angeleno (I have three jobs)

[Mary Egan @_murrrrr_]

What a pussy Donald tr*mp is backing out of the debate, fucking bitch-ass

[Mary Egan @_murrrrr_]

I hate to be a stereotype but, I am quite contrary

[AB @AlannaBennett]

To not do this all summer while the separation was unconfirmed but instead to do it IMMEDIATELY AFTER it was announced? Iconic. Unhinged. Exactly. https://t.co/daRKQCORkC

[O.W. Root @owroot]

Go to Springfield, order the cat, the whole thing, medium rare, grab a beer or two, make it three, curly fries and coleslaw, grab a chair out back, ask for the barbecue sauce, tell them you know barbecue.

[Mary Egan @_murrrrr_]

my favorite part of the debate was when Kamala stopped the whole show to tell us she's packing

[diorie•ू♡ @cecilyhooks]

do y'all think they witnessed the transgender operations on illegal aliens in prison?

[Mary Egan @_murrrrr_]

railed a cold brew at 5pm to watch this debate and scream into the void

[cj- @cjnieI]

they look like 1940s test dummies used in fake towns for nuclear bombs

[Joshua Lisec, The Ghostwriter @JoshuaLisec]

What I think is 5,000 years ago her 10 sons would have wiped empires off the face of the earth is what I think.