Allison

surviving this hellscape

[Allison @_mushroompizza]

@kmart_inezz When I tell you I almost got both of these tattoos when I was 18 lmfao

[Allison @_mushroompizza]

I am not exaggerating when I say this: I wish a swift and painful death upon all of these people.

[David Begnaud @DavidBegnaud]

This evening there was a “freedom rally” in Mandeville, Louisiana. Here is just a snippet.

[Allison @_mushroompizza]

@gwatsky At least *part* of dreams & boxes, best friend the floor, love letters, black hole eyes, literally any song from the all you can do album, tiny glowing screens part 3, and whoa whoa whoa. I'd really love to head the new stuff live

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

The numbers 10-99 are called "the double digits". Memorize them. You don't want to be the guy at the party who's never heard of 57

[Allison @_mushroompizza]

In honor of lesbian visibility day: shoutout to the girl I went on 3 dates with that took home a purse full of orange peels to compost on our first date. It would have never worked out, she went to tulane and didn't know how to cook. But man, composting is hot

[Allison @_mushroompizza]

@kmart_inezz THANK YOU QUEEN

[Touré @Toure]

We interrupt our coverage of the protests of the police murder of Daunte Wright which interrupted the trial of the police murder of George Floyd to bring you coverage of the police murder of Adam Toledo.

[@TheCoreyRichardson on Threads. Follow Me There. @vexedinthecity]

"I mistook my taser for my gun" is really a striking endorsement of not giving patrol officers guns in the first place. I mean, if your pharmacist couldn't tell an aspirin from fentanyl, it's not just something you accept as a occupational hazard.

[ri 𖥔 ݁ ˖ @fawnseIf]

biphobia in communities : a thread
[ retweets appreciated ]

[Matthew Park @matthewrpark]

You know how you go to get the vaccine and no one asks for money and you aren’t worried about how much you’ll have to pay? Now imagine all healthcare was delivered like that.

[hottest bitch in joann fabrics @teehee_sarah]

living with roommates is fun because you get to learn what their parents think should be refrigerated

[Allison @_mushroompizza]

Wow I miss my cat so much when she isn't at my apartment. When did I become this soft??

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

Going to the bathroom at work is microdosing vacation

[Francis Delacroix @FrancisD__]

What if we kissed at the giant traffic cone?

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

i’m gay yall