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Mya 01/25/20💞

[meg @_mvghan]

Me: “I’m gonna go laydown, I have a headache”
Mya: “Mom are you gonna die”
🫠

[🤍👻 @spookymamaxo]

once my bf and i stopped reaching out first to make plans we stopped hearing from everybody

[meg @_mvghan]

“I just wanna chill today”

*goes to costco, buys a blackstone, assembles it, seasons it to perfection, makes homemade smash burgers*

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

That’s not possible

[lili michelle لیلی @lilsmichelle]

[having sex] “can i hit my vape?”

[meg @_mvghan]

@_blakeavery brother like sister…

[meg @_mvghan]

more funerals than weddings

[meg @_mvghan]

@_cuuntgina I will teach you 🥰

[29. @maloniesworld]

why kids can’t never sit down and just eat they food?? they always gotta bite a nugget and do a flip😭😭😭😭

[meg @_mvghan]

@lishhhking no

[braelyn 🥀 @omgbraelyn]

everytime 😂

[meg @_mvghan]

@_cuuntgina no he’s not

[meg @_mvghan]

Austin was running around the house looking for a specific shirt, he walked back in the room and say “am i wearing it?”

Yes he was..

[meg @_mvghan]

Nothing has driven me to drink more than returning to work

[meg @_mvghan]

“its just one thing after another” -me after my vape dies

[meg @_mvghan]

I think Mya is lack toes and taller than her aunt

[meg @_mvghan]

imagine dating a well known deadbeat father, yet still praising him for being a “great dad” on social media 🤮

[meg @_mvghan]

please stop asking me when I’m having another kid and/or telling me I can’t have just one. fuck off :)

[s k y e 🫧 @skyereedxo]

also let’s normalize supporting your friends to get sober. how do you sit there and watch them snort cocaine all night and be okay with that? trash.