Mwaley

Hakuna matata

[Evan Spiegel @evanspiegel]

@AutismCapital Wdym that’s just what my ear looks like

[greg @greg16676935420]

Hey @FreddyLA7 my mom wants to know if you’ll come over for her homemade spaghetti next Wednesday?

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

@avidseries This isn’t new or challenging it looks like some kind of brutalist office building in Soviet Russia

[Nikita Bier @nikitabier]

@JonBuildsHQ

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[Yoda @teslayoda]

👀Not sure when, but California DMV changed Tesla's Permit holder name from Tesla to "Tesla Robotaxi LLC".

[Vad3r @vad3rt3sla]

People are buying Teslas because of FSD.

[spor @sporadica]

With the US now pretty likely to win its group, it’s looking like their first knockout stage game will be here in SF

and so, no surprise, prices are starting to go nuclear…

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Asset management associate accidentally sent a Claude prompt that automates his entire job to a 200 person Teams chat

He just revealed to an entire group that he is perfectly expendable if the firm needs a little bump to their bottom line

Do not make the same mistake

[ᴏʟᴀ✨ @justt_olaa]

@FabrizioRomano Turkey national team:
Expectation. Reality 😭😭😭

[Viktor 🇺🇳🇦🇽🇺🇦🇯🇵🇮🇷 @Prototype27F]

That's the most American name I've ever seen

[Dr. Ben Braddock @GraduatedBen]

He got the call

[bubble boi @bubbleboi]

One thing Trump was genuinely innovative about was when he realized that if you build something fast enough people won’t be able to knock it down.

There is a lesson there for everyone else.

[sladoc @tesla2moon]

This images confirms that the Cybercabs currently being produced with decals do not have steering wheels.

Look at the second and third image. To install a steering wheel, Tesla has to remove the white trim piece on the driver’s side of the dashboard because that’s where the steering column mounts. You can see that the vehicle with a steering wheel is missing that white trim section, while the decal-equipped Cybercab still has the trim intact.
$TSLA

[Pliny the Liberator 🐉󠅫󠄼󠄿󠅆󠄵󠄐󠅀󠄼󠄹󠄾󠅉󠅭 @elder_plinius]

can’t be done

[Amjad Masad @amasad]

White House: “why?”
Anthropic: “have you heard of Pliny the Liberator?”

[Caleb @iCaleb7]

Meet Deckard, my Dual Motor AWD Cybertruck and the first of this trim delivered in Ohio! 📐Ordered it 2/28 with an ETA of late 2027, but a 6-year-old preorder still sitting on my account got it prioritized. Can’t wait for the adventures ahead. Super impressed with it so far!

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 JUST IN: President Trump personally supports retired US Marine James Capers Jr., 88, and awards him the MEDAL OF HONOR

Incredible moment ❤️🇺🇸

[Bad Hombre @Badhombre]

So many examples of Black male excellence, all alive today, and they choose to prop up a dead career criminal fentanyl junkie and a guy who’s in jail for stabbing someone to death.