Sarcastic Sascum

Hell is people

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@matinyarare The only witches we fear and the cause of our misery are in the Zanu pf. cult.

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@HermanMashaba @JacintaNgobese Someone is dying of hunger because he requested "Driver must be South African " on he's order.🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@_NMabaso @ECR_Newswatch So who's doing deliveries,whilst they're busy toy toying

South Africans like to play.

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@bla_bidza @JMafume Wafunga Mafume? , Herdboy Mafume ???.

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@Musa_Khawula Waitress is not a scarce skill they said🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@drjaytee87 Imagine Comrade Chinx achiata show kumabarracks e mabhunu e Rhodesia oti ndezvebasa.

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@curious_edline Ok let's put like this

You marry a women with intact hymen.

Later on you find out she used to blow her ex until he came in her mouth (allegedly she swallowed).

Also you learn she used to give him anal to preserve her "virginity "

Is she still a virgin??.

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@MbalulaFikile But South Africans say its only foreigners that live there.

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@ndues_boy This is a literal Dickhead.

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@Am_Blujay Because South Africans are known to be murderers ,he wanted to be with he's kind.

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@stats_wire Cape Verde is a is a tiny desert island in the middle of nowhere ,who the fuck wants to go there?

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@GershomSA Apparently they had to hire a foreigner because none of them had bricklaying skills.

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@CrimeWatchZW Problem is you think Zanu pf gives a fuck about the law,especially the ones that are supposed to protect you

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@Patriot_S_A -It opens at 9 am and closes at 6
-Only has one brand and type of bread
-50% chance to open on Saturday
- never have change
- No airtime
- Feel like they're doing you a favour.

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@KennedyWandera_ They will never go door to door catching well known drug dealers in their communities🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@DonaldMakhasane He is selling goods looted from spaza shops ,we saw this in 2008 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🫢

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@_Tee__G They will raise money for alcohol stockfel and to deport Naledi Chirwa but never ti start a business 🤣🤣🤣🫢🫢🤣🤣🤣

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@namataik_ Its not he's fault ,he has probably never seen water coming from a tap.
Took a shower.
Flushed a toilet.

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@Patriot_S_A And so it begins.

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@Am_Blujay Police are busy going door to door ,chasing away garden boys from Malawi and Zimbabwean housemaids ,they will deal with armed robbers, later.