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[Lutaaya @JoshuaLutaaya__]

On 28th June Sitaane launched an attack on the health of my 5 year old love 💔
But he miscalculated because he found me unemployed, using my laptop strictly for movies 🙏🏾

[Stretford Paddock @StretfordPaddck]

“Do a push up on a nail holding a knife or play Kobbie Mainoo”

Thomas Tuchel:

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Apple Music is really terrible at shuffling music. Thousands of songs and it still finds a way to play the same 40 song.

[Tai Lopez @tailopez]

To fall asleep you first pretend to be asleep. That's how everything in life works.

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

Type of girls you meet after signing a one year lease with your bitch ass girlfriend

[dennis ombachi OLY @ombachi13]

One minute you're showing them how to hold a spoon, and the next they're graduating from kindergarten.

To celebrate, we made steamed then grilled teriyaki pork ribs served with feta cucumber salad and fries.

Because according to Remy, cake is for little kids and we're big boys now.

[𝓜𝓻. 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓲 🤖 @MrFreaki]

“Si tocas las cuerdas amarillas tienes que poner a Endrick”

Ancelotti:

[Mo' 1720🖤🇦🇷 @Xdroid_Mo]

"You will provide for me while I pray for you and bring you peace"

[27. @dimvji]

i should've locked in when i was thirteen

[Dante @dante321321321]

@spqr_sulla And the photo is only taken once a man has become a disgrace and is at his lowest point

[Dina🌻🌸 @Dina_kitandwe]

I have given up on Ugandans ! Went to this shop and the babe has legit told me “ Sirina manyi gasituka gendako ewalala “ 😂😂😂🤣🤣

[Skely @123skely]

That first 1-2 months with a woman before she goes batshit crazy is so magical.

[Jim Spire Ssentongo @SpireJim]

Now ANYONE can drive an unmarked Toyota Hiace (Drone) to any corner of Uganda without being stopped by any police officer who still wants his job. Along the way, you can even pick anyone you want from anywhere (even a Minister) and torture, rob or rape them. No one will intervene, because everyone will think it’s an SFC operation.

[BIG LEO 🦅 @leodey4uu]

Omo, if you see babe that’s career driven and ambitious, hold her tight o, na ‘clock it’ full street now oo

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

iPhones hate mobile data. They are built for wifi.

[Bofrot1cedi @bofrot1cedi]

Me in the French class trying to remember if the chair is a male or a female

[🦪 @marygaitspill]

What do you even do if you’re in a relationship other than have sex and go eat at a restaurant and get engaged

[SPARK TV @sparktvuganda]

Ssente bwozifuna tolina kukyamuka,wetaaga okusasaanya n'obwegendereza(financial discipline)-@NButeraba

[Mr Virgo ♍️ @oscarmoses19]

You already look corrupt young man

[MANIC 😕 @YaYaMANIC]

This is nothing. I took my kids to the cinema and bought them all a large popcorn each.