peepee bridgers

All I really gotta do is live and die, but I’m in a hurry and don’t know why.

[uncle gworl @_uncle_gworl]

when you get a strike at a gay bowling alley https://t.co/x9rZwxL4rW

[Girl with no problems @hotpriestt]

Greek philosophers and their twink students in ancient athens

[peepee bridgers @_mwesty]

Don’t waste my daily tweets unless it’s something this good

[Road Dog Karl @HammerFist3]

Not sure what type of genitals E.T. has. My guess is cloaca aka “everything hole”

[Road Dog Karl @HammerFist3]

Not sure what type of genitals E.T. has. My guess is cloaca aka “everything hole”

[peepee bridgers @_mwesty]

Someone remake this but with lady bird and Barbie I’m too lazy

[peepee bridgers @_mwesty]

I feel so sad for the version of me that exists in an alternate timeline where Amy Schumer got to be Barbie. I hope alternate Morgan at least has a better Supreme Court

[peepee bridgers @_mwesty]

One of the most important skills to teach your partner is to notice and adhere to your “shhh im eavesdropping” face

[peepee bridgers @_mwesty]

If I had a time machine I would use it solely to go back in time and gatekeep boygenius and Phoebe, Lucy, and julien personally like it was my full time job.

[peepee bridgers @_mwesty]

@cmonlayton Gu pisst gurll

[Kat Tenbarge is on Bluesky @kattenbarge]

Seeing people post things like “wait, when did people start liking Amber Heard? I thought we didn’t like her” is so telling because it shows how many just go with whatever the most popular opinion is regardless of the truth. And that’s exactly what happened in that case

[aram 🐏 @aramnotagoat]

dolls with their twink

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

Women in mathematics!

[Jess Goodwin @thejessgoodwin]

Anyone whose first crush was Bernard from The Santa Clause is now obsessed with all these men

[joy 🐎 @parksandrep]

Behind every hot girl there is a deep history with THIS scene

[peepee bridgers @_mwesty]

Nashville is getting out of hand bc WHY should I have to scan a QR code to park at a strip mall to go to the tanning bed