maddie whit

a mess but a fun mess (she/her)

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

My dream scenario is everyone i like sitting around a big table enjoying a bowl of soup that I made. They all say “wow, this is SO good” and they all ask for seconds

[maddie whit @_mwhitney]

name one plot line from pirates of the caribbean u can’t

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did you ever want your appendix out?

[maddie whit @_mwhitney]

Wonder Woman 1984 is Warner Bro’s entry into the Hallmark Christmas movie sphere. In this essay I will-

[maddie whit @_mwhitney]

goal for the next month: drink as much hot chocolate as they do in hallmark movies

[maddie whit @_mwhitney]

So far I have found

- an Easter egg of silly putty
- reusable hand warmer and straw
- a pack of liquid IV
- an ND hat
- 40 ND SRI flyers
- and a broken ceramic pig

will keep the people updated

[maddie whit @_mwhitney]

love that christmas morning feeling during the first snow of discovering all of the things you left in the pockets of your winter jacket

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men with cargo shorts.

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Fall break was really nice and by fall break I mean the two hour lights out nap I just took

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the sexual tension in my zoom classes between me and anyone that lives in an AC dorm

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plz send me your first week of classes fun facts much appreciated

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the last aquis before going back to college hits different

[Ahmed Ali @DrAhmednurAli]

It's a privilege to learn about
racism instead of experiencing
it your whole life.

[maddie whit @_mwhitney]

I am sorry to disappoint anyone but I am dropping out of college to pursue my true passion as a bingo caller #i28baby

[maddie whit @_mwhitney]

all those dystopian novels I read in fifth grade had me thinking pandemic was gonna be a lot more romantic than this

[maddie whit @_mwhitney]

coronavirus was started at the dry toppings bar in icicles

[Kate Thel⤴️ @kate_thel]

@PHubb_3 how many retweets for you to go to formal with me?