Madeleine

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[Madeleine @_mxdeleine]

There is no situation in which you should ever tell your boss that she reminds you of your prized Smurfette figurine

[Madeleine @_mxdeleine]

At least be the same height if you’re twins

[Madeleine @_mxdeleine]

Como se dice whooping cough

[Madeleine @_mxdeleine]

Prediction of the day: all American rejects will headline osheaga 2027 your baby is going to love it

[raincey @cyn1calclones]

marjorie’s way of telling her granddaughter she’s happy for her

“you loved the amber sky so much” 🥹

[izack @thatguyuptown]

the derangement on this app has negatively polarized me. i actually wish the wedding were bigger, more disruptive. i want a parade down broadway, a no fly zone, a 10 block lockdown around the venue. idgaf!

[g 🦋 @evermother13]

i'd give my first born to see the seating chart for this wedding because what the heck is this guest list

[Eggsquisite Armantè M.F.A 🥚 @ExquisiteWill]

You’ll do things greater AND marry the boy on the football team

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo is red!
Elmo’s friends said I do!
Congratulations, Ms. Taylor Swift and Mr. Travis Kelce!
Elmo loves you! ❤️❤️❤️

[Erin ✨ @erinluckyone]

thinking about how my 4 eras tour tickets bought the napkins that phoebe bridgers and stevie nicks are going to be wiping their mouths with tonight

[rosie ☁️ @tayvseal]

parasocial isn’t a strong enough word for what I’m feeling rn like that girl fr raised me through every milestone, first loves, heartbreaks, grief, joy, and every emotion under the sun so idrgaf about being corny or cringe cause that’s my big sister getting married today

[Madeleine @_mxdeleine]

Gork is this real?

[Kat🏆 @katpwhls]

marianas trench are you ready to fight for your country

[sarah 🫶🏻 @sarahisinspace]

is this how our mothers felt when princess diana got married or what

[Madeleine @_mxdeleine]

These guys are just knocking the thing into that net!

[hallie ⸆⸉ @hallielovvorn]

fearless taylor would be screaming crying. she’s waited her whole life to sing that line with a rock in her hand 😭😭

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

My mom has been putting a single olive in every dish she makes for thirty years because my dad said he liked olives on their first date. last christmas my dad mentioned offhand that he actually hates olives and always has. he was just nervous and didn't want to seem picky. my mom set down her fork. picked up her wine. finished it. refilled it. and said "so what else don't you like." they were there for four hours. we did not eat until 9pm. my parents are fine but they're different now.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Geographical luck is honestly the least talked about thing on the internet. Some people are truly living life’s premium edition.