mahika🦋

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[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

me thinking I’m hiding my irritation whole time my face looks like this

[trish @ultragloss]

picking up the hem of my baggy pants to walk up the stairs like it’s a ballgown

[𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗯𝗲 𝗯𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗸 @trvxmo]

The real shortage in the world is common sense.

[s. @svmeenszn]

waking up to pee will ruin tf out some good sleep

[ItGirl @therealbratty]

I would kick my homegirl leg down so fast

[bab @1xeraz]

"We regret to inform you.…"
You will regret you informed me 🤬

[mahika🦋 @_mxhika]

@sofoluwebl Scamming people for £40 pls get a full time job babe

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

Once you GET CROCS... It’s really fuck SHOES.

[jynx @jynxbby]

fuck lemons, life be throwing watermelons at a bitch tbh

[Lij @lijitimate]

The first morning in a new country.

[໊ @cdoll]

mentally i’m here:

[Jenni @hashjenni]

“I work well under pressure”

me under pressure:

[NK @adorexnia]

my nose piercing was one of the best decisions i ever made

[Berry ⏾ @auraonx]

Hearing a man say “I was going to” is such a turn off because 1. you didn’t. And 2. you’re lying

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

weekends are starting to feel like 30 minute lunch breaks

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

now i understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside

[Jenni @hashjenni]

me trying to stay awake at work after eating lunch

[ღ @stfnigg]

when it rings, I’m 80% sure I know who’s calling