✨myf✨

24🌟 wallpaper designer✂️

[kb @ojvhteuhyhes]

it is crazy how, in the lead up to the coronaysh, when i am feeling even more cynical and disgusted by the uk than usual, i am forced into being patriotic and angry over undying loyalty to chinese takeaways

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

I’ll be real with you this woman earned my lifelong devotion with this moment. You have to recognize your people.

[Dylan Ogline @DylanOgline]

Just saw somebody try to argue that minimum wage isn't supposed to be a living wage. That their small business can't afford to pay a living wage.

If the only way your business can exist is the exploitation of labor (aka peoples actual lives), then your business should not exist.

[Gina @ginamartinuk]

Retweet if you think big media channels have a responsibility, when women are dying every three days from misogyny and male violence, not to legitimise and embolden abusive misogynistic views.

ITV should fire Jeremy Clarkson.

[Derec Thompson @DerecThompson]

The Irish word for pound is púnt and this is why you should have some diversity in your marketing teams.

[ᴀ. @alyssaxtrevino]

INVEST IN YOUR LOOKS. get that facial, get those eyelash extensions, get your hair + nails done, buy those shoes. invest in YOURSELF. when you look better, you feel better, and you do better.

[Brian Mac Mághnais @TheBrianMcManus]

DojaCat is my celebrity crush because she is fucking hilarious

[spicebae @spicebae_]

tell me how i can love you in a way that it feels like love for you.

[bug girl @buggirl]

i am once again asking why the fuck we take taxes from 15-17 year olds paychecks when they aren’t allowed to vote bc to me that sounds a little bit like taxation without representation

[woahh mann @ashhhhhhole]

why must a hot, sexy, and funny person (me) have to work for a living

[Axel Folio, PhD, White Tears Distiller 🪁 @ISASaxonists]

If you are gonna do conspiracy theories go big or go home.

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

This is the best email I have ever seen

[hannah louise @hannahlouisef]

remember when Martin Lewis was just the fella on This Morning telling you how to get a good deal on car insurance and not single handedly dealing with the fallout of murderous government policies that have led to the worst cost of living crisis in generations

[Mappers @CarolMaps]

A story about crisps in 4 parts

[✨myf✨ @_myfihall]

when I said you make me nervous bc you’re nice and it’s easier if you’re an asshole to me, I didn’t mean actually be an asshole to me x

[IS THERE A BUDGET? @goldenpolaroid]

Mind you this is Act I

[diana🦢 @dirtyydian]

Woke up to 0 good morning messages… going back to sleep let’s try this again

[Mike Gauyo 🇭🇹 @blackboywrites]

Beyoncé made this album for the girls and the gurrrls ONLY.