SHEvi Ackerman

I live in a 90’s black romantic comedy. Don’t ruin it for me. 💅🏾

[Tigrisha Woods @Jovant_Garde]

You and your 3 besties pick “International Players Anthem” for karaoke. Who’s verse are you taking? I’m taking Bun’s lol

[• @yducknow]

the sexual tension between me & disappearing without an explanation

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

Girl to girl: study the patterns in your family. Look at what distracted, delayed, or derailed the women before you, then make intentional decisions to break those cycles.
refuse to be a victim of generational curses ❤️

[Bandit Kei 💥 @Coolwednesdays_]

bruh lmaoo Roscoe say “damn daddy I just want sum credit where my credit” dat nigga told him “credit for what ?! Dat bullshit TV show” lmaoooo fuck nigga yeah lmaooooo

[Tua Tungasahur @OchoReacts]

Growing up is realizing Roscoe was right lmao

[SHEvi Ackerman @_mykavelli]

A Jamaican and Black Floridian wedding… my God today! 😮‍💨

[BIG BEAN @Gail_BeAN]

Go Knicks!

[SHEvi Ackerman @_mykavelli]

Deer sausage. Immediately!

[Wild Clips @JCFights]

Some guy was riding his motorcycle when out of nowhere a Deer showed up and started beating the living daylights out of him. If this wasn't recorded, no one would believe you 😭

[SHEvi Ackerman @_mykavelli]

I’m actually terrified at the number of adults who can’t read or comprehend. Absolutely mortified for the children coming up.

[Ik. @ik_fiinn]

Boyd: "Kenny, once you see the monsters, you stab and run!, do you hear me — stab and run!!!"

Kenny:

[•UP•NORTH•TRIPS• @evboogie]

"I smashed up the gray one, bought me a red."

[SHEvi Ackerman @_mykavelli]

Cucumber and jalapeño go together real bad. It’s the yin and the yang of it all.

[🏴‍☠️ @ANOINTEDCHIEF]

If someone slime you on a small level that’s a foreshadow

[❤️‍🔥 G A W D ❤️‍🔥 @_benjvmins_]

niggas will get viscerally angry with you for being smarter than them and having the audacity to show it.

[c ⁂quioa @ccequioa]

Dance Theatre of Harlem, 1977

[SHEvi Ackerman @_mykavelli]

The guy sitting behind me just asked for a glass of water with fresh lemon and tomato in it… It’s so much going on that’s not even the craziest thing I heard today 😂

[Amelie Magazine @vickyslyth_]

I saw a post on the TL saying that people are not truly alt anymore a lot of genz-ers were complaining, but this is true. The problem is that many young people larp. They try to pretend they were from the time these subcultures were born, but they simply lack this:

[perico @pericoco_]

Anytime someone does something weird to me I work on myself, because what am I even doing being around someone like that.

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🎀༘ @luvblessingz]

There’s a point in your 30s when you realize hosting BBQs & dinner parties is the new club scene & high key better without the randoms, overpriced drinks, & terrible DJs still playing Dreams & Nightmares.

[Lij @lijitimate]

I strongly dislike people who condemn reactions but stay quiet during the trigger stage.

[5★ @blessedtashi]

ME CENTERED