Alison Fleming

Retired ballerina, portmanteau enthusiast.

[Alison Fleming @_myles]

@liznlbee @alexisohanian @tobi Very proud to have worked on this exceptional campaign with @RGA

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This is the best day of my life.

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@aratisharma But you didn’t say goodnight to me so what even are we anymore?

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@electrolemon @caitlinfralick @lang_weir I am actually crying.

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@SimpsonsQOTD @aratisharma Lisa Simpson always wins.

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@ml_sharp Come to Ride with me and Rachey!!! We WILL force you to be in our tech girl gang.

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@ml_sharp Where did you go!!??

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@f_toronto This was also in no way the weirdest song we sang. Remember the Kelegrews Soirée? And all the mild cultural appropriation with the “world music”?!?!

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@f_toronto But he came back as a ghost, right? Also this song gets stuck in my head more than i would like to admit.

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@mathayles @NikeRunning @Strava is not without its faults but I far prefer it to the Nike app.

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@liznlbee FYI this is why I just laughed in this meeting.

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@lang_weir And now I have my new Tinder bio!!

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@lang_weir Which gender is the “veggie guy”, then?

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@lang_weir Weird Al covering Iggy Azalea.

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@ChristineCassis @reddit Omg, what a sweet gig!! Well deserved, gal

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@liznlbee I mean, it’s no Business Inn, but whatever.

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@liznlbee Same, but I can’t believe dogs wear jackets any month of the year, so idk.

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@liznlbee Does that mean I’m the Lead of ^That? I hope so...

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@lemackers Slippery kitchen, too?!

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@mathayles Research methodology: Magic School Bus