Mick E. Zee

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

What a rotten deal we made with Iran. We get nothing (except laughter at our stupidity). They get everything, including delay and big cash!

[Mick E. Zee @_mzub]

@TheCinesthetic

[Mick E. Zee @_mzub]

@triggerpod Does Schneids have similar feelings about Trump shitting on Rob Reiner immediately after his death? What about when he said about Robert Mueller “I’m glad he’s dead”?

You can DO it! You can use your brain… all night long!

[Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts]

David Brent walking back into the room after Googling facts about Dostoevsky.

[Mick E. Zee @_mzub]

@AIslop_ Hey @grok is this AI?

[Mick E. Zee @_mzub]

If you read this in Mark Normand’s voice it’s actually not that bad

@marknorm

[Mick E. Zee @_mzub]

@warmhostage Care to comment @katyperry?

[Mick E. Zee @_mzub]

WOW: After decades off screen, Anne Hathaway (Get Smart, 2008) and E.T. (E.T., 1982) return to Hollywood (planet Earth) to present the costume awards at the 98th Academy Awards.

[Mick E. Zee @_mzub]

I’ve only ever realised I was depressed months after that fact. And by that time, I’m cured! It’s a terrific system.

To those who’ve labelled me “emotionally stunted” over the years (girlfriends), hit me up if you want a free lesson in how to disconnect from yourself emotionally

[Mick E. Zee @_mzub]

@AlexiaMarifs truly one of the great comedocumentaries™ of our time

[Mick E. Zee @_mzub]

Okay. It’s happening. I’m watching the Melania doc and live tweeting it. Don’t say I didn’t warn ya. Let’s do this.

[Mick E. Zee @_mzub]

And keep an eye out next week when I will be doing a live review MARATHON w/ 3 timeless classics:

Song of General Kim Il Sung (for Kim Il Sung), Song of General Kim Jong Il, (and everybody’s favourite holiday movie) No Motherland Without You (for Kim Jong Il)!!

Can’t wait! 😜

[Mick E. Zee @_mzub]

Alright! What a ride! Let me know in the comments what film you want me to review next!

[Mick E. Zee @_mzub]

They say behind every powerful man, is a woman. And that is certainly true of Melania.

In fact she’s so behind him that you can barely see her behind Barron, suffering with the weight of the world on her shoulder pads

[Mick E. Zee @_mzub]

If I’m nit-picking, the film doesn’t touch on the Epstein files as much as I would have liked

[Mick E. Zee @_mzub]

It seems that they’ve spent a huge part of the budget on clearing some of the most famous songs of all time. Billie Jean is played 3 separate times. But there’s also hits from The Rolling Stones. Elvis. Tears for Fears. Aretha Franklin. And of course…. Jonny Greenwood

[Mick E. Zee @_mzub]

She also likes hats.

And talking about hats.

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And just when you thought you were starting to understand the Slovenian Queen… BAM! She reveals that she is also…. a HUGE Michael Jackson fan. HUGE! Her favourite MJ songs are: Billie Jean and………….. the other ones

[Mick E. Zee @_mzub]

SMELLY MELLY. SOMETIMES I CALL HER THAT. SMELLANIA WITH THE HEART OF GOLD.

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BUT! She also has a WHOLE other side! Like a pyramid. Or a pineapple. She also reveals in the documentary that she is a person who quote “hates suffering”…. So…. Big empath that Mellie.