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Girl Mom 👩‍👧| 147 ♊️ | i love to troll 🧌

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

This level of incompetence has reached divorce worthy.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

how fast i run when i hear "come eat"

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

how it feels to drink water at 2 am

[🌸🌻 @_najeee]

can’t wait to get back to the states to see my boooo 🩷

[miia @miiagarro]

i be grabbing my ass to make sure it’s still grippable

[🎀✨ @PinkPrivilege5]

I’m just a girl ✨

[🌸🌻 @_najeee]

thats too much space…

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

My type fr

[ηιүα ♛ @niy2pretty]

Your engagement ring has to scream she got a nigga THAT TAKES CARE OF HOME 🤏🏽!!

[eisha 🍒 @meishato]

He thought he ate with that rebuttal like women haven't already been doing all of those things for decades on top of the cooking and cleaning

[𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐲💗 @Urfv_shammy]

Never teach a man how to be your man. Don't ask him for anything. Not a date. Not flowers. Not clingy texts. Not morning calls. Not time. Not affection. When a man truly wants you,he moves different on his own. Life's too short to be waiting for someone to act right!

[Zara @zaracraves]

This works for a Saturday or Sunday…not a weekday

[🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ @prmade313raised]

WHITE PEOPLE ARE NOT VICTIMS OF RACISM
WHITE PEOPLE ARE NOT VICTIMS OF RACISM
WHITE PEOPLE ARE NOT VICTIMS OF RACISM
WHITE PEOPLE ARE NOT VICTIMS OF RACISM
WHITE PEOPLE ARE NOT VICTIMS OF RACISM
WHITE PEOPLE ARE NOT VICTIMS OF RACISM
WHITE PEOPLE ARE NOT VICTIMS OF RACISM

[Divya @MasalaMoodz]

Why did we suddenly stop talking about the Epstein Files?

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Maturing is realizing the best work shift is 6AM to 2PM

[ꫀׁׅܻ @essonie]

The worst thing you can do is give me time to sit & think

[navarro @nvvarroo]

Yo intentando dormir la noche de antes de algo importante

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

I write better than i speak, but think better than i write.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

How fast your job expects you to eat on your 30 min lunch break

[Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat]

its a swimsuit nigga stop watching porn