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[LeAnna @_nanabender]

#MantiTeo is one of God’s strongest warriors and leaders. He is an inspiration to live a life of love and forgiveness ✝️❤️

[Casey Moore @Casey_Moore]

Man, I hope Manti Te'o gets his redemption story. His documentary is so damn good. It should really be titled, "Manti Te'o is a better human being than everyone else and deserves 300 million apologies and a big hug."

[LeAnna @_nanabender]

Me: *puts my phone on loud so I don’t miss an important call

Phone: *complete silence, two missed calls

[LeAnna @_nanabender]

And if people attend those free yearly mental and physical exams they receive better insurance rates?

[LeAnna @_nanabender]

Does anyone else think that health insurance should offer a free mental health exam every year similar to the free yearly physical exam?

[LeAnna @_nanabender]

Big storm is rolling into our area and Cory is humming The Rains Of Castamere #GOT #pleasedont 😅

[LeAnna @_nanabender]

@rhianna_denise @kyla_marley 😅 already chipped them too

[LeAnna @_nanabender]

Ready to pack up and live anywhere outside of the Midwest.

[LeAnna @_nanabender]

Big Energy by @Latto comes on and my mom asks me if it’s Carnie B 😂 I almost peed myself

[LeAnna @_nanabender]

I HATE when people come to work sick 😡

[LeAnna @_nanabender]

I love my dogs more than anything in this world, but if Reggie wakes me up 10 minutes before my alarm goes off one more time, I’m gonna crazy murder him #jk #oldmandoggiebladder #gottapee #justletmesleep

[LeAnna @_nanabender]

@Delta should have to restore enough acres of pollinator habitat to support the number of honeybees they just killed 💀🐝🌼

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

When beekeeper Sarah McElrea, who runs Sarah’s Alaska Honey, ordered 80 pounds of bees to pollinate her nurseries, she wasn’t expecting the vast majority of them to be left to die on a hot tarmac at Atlanta’s Hartsfield-Jackson Int'l Airport, but that’s exactly what happened.

[LeAnna @_nanabender]

Let me get this straight. #JohnnyDepp and #AmberHeard had a shitshow marriage w/ abuse on both sides. She publicly claims abuse and he loses jobs. He sues her for defamation. Then she files a counter suit for double what he is suing her for. I’ll side with Johnny on this one…

[LeAnna @_nanabender]

Shoutout to @maurices for making clothes that don’t make curvy girls feel like a POS #realmvp

[LeAnna @_nanabender]

Had to lead a workday with 19 high schoolers. The teacher took off and left us for 3 hours. I understand why now; I could never be a teacher lol #sheesh

[LeAnna @_nanabender]

HA!

[LeAnna @_nanabender]

Ever read your old posts or conversations from years ago and think 🤔 “okay, why didn’t anyone tell me I was psycho?!”

100% woulda laughed at someone posting shit like that today.

And in a couple years I’ll probably make fun of this tweet too 😂

[LeAnna @_nanabender]

Back on twitter, tf did I miss?

[LeAnna @_nanabender]

“A man is not old until regret takes the place of dreams”

Don’t get old, friends ✨