Nancy

Literally just somewhere for me to type into the void. Stay tuned for unwanted opinions, live-tweets of old shit, and shower thoughts I'll probably delete later

[Nancy @_nancysmiles]

Autocorrect just changed my typo'd friendsgiving to "fiendshiving" and I fully support a new holiday.

[Nancy @_nancysmiles]

Forget the zodiac, which of the Planets by Holst do you cry during? @ncsymphony

[Nancy @_nancysmiles]

I had the realization that I only follow strange-and-beautiful women, creative men, and animals on social media. There are no other genres that I like. Thank you for your service.

[Nancy @_nancysmiles]

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. If you can't handle me at my bedrot, you don't deserve me at my hyperfixation productivity day.

[Nancy @_nancysmiles]

Oh no, I clicked "allow cookies" on a website I'm too poor for, and now the algorithm thinks I have money. I was just windowshopping!

[Nancy @_nancysmiles]

I assume the space left in my closets and drawers is negotiable... I WILL somehow fit thrice as much as possible. Thrice.

[Nancy @_nancysmiles]

Thanks @delta pilot/weather for a great view of Wrangell-St.Elias this evening on DL0517 to MSP, highlight of my flight 🥰

[Nancy @_nancysmiles]

I'm hereby referring to my professional hierarchy in familial terms for ease of understanding (not to be mistaken for fondness). E.g., I'm meeting with my boss' boss' boss tomorrow =great-grandboss.

[Nancy @_nancysmiles]

Big idea: leave the last roll of toilet paper in a pack unbleached so that when you run out, you literally have the whole roll to remember to get more! @Charmin

[Matt Lindner @mattlindner]

Wonder if mixing Sleepytime Tea and NyQuil will turn me into a magic genie and/or allow me to time travel. Only one way to find out

[trash jones @jzux]

no YOUR body is a temple. my body is a dave and buster’s

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

the thing about the ocean is it’s haunted and I do not fuck with it. 95% of the ocean is unexplored? good. it’s none of our business

[Nancy @_nancysmiles]

Put every single brain cell into something cool and artsy - nobody is up to share my excitement and my serotonin receptors are just like

[Nancy @_nancysmiles]

I've come to the conclusion that these are the same flavor as bootleggers after a hard night of poor choices...idc who knows about my questionable past. They should see these similarities before it's too late 😮‍💨

[Nancy @_nancysmiles]

Thank you Android for updating your emoji options to include 😮‍💨 just before the end of the semester and the my judging of the MetGala

[Nancy @_nancysmiles]

@gingersnaaped 👀

[NA$A THA INFLUENCE 🏎️🏁 @nasalamode]

@1lvcapper @samiswhoiam

[Nancy @_nancysmiles]

@samiswhoiam I just yelled at my phone "WITH HIS HANDS"...enough scrolling for today, thank you.

[Agamemnon’s Helmet || Sam @samiswhoiam]

This cat is so unhinged but living his best liiiiifeeee??!!! https://t.co/6Ij2zNlTjq

[Nancy @_nancysmiles]

@gingersnaaped Santana is fine! (Spoiled rotten, but fine.) A friend's dog passed.

[Nancy @_nancysmiles]

I'm sorry, who decided that dogs can't live forever?? I know we didn't vote on that shit. They are the best of us.