Naomi Tsuda

I’m not funny

[Naomi Tsuda @_naomitsuda]

We need universal healthcare. Health insurance is a scam.

[Bretman Rock Pascual @bretmanrock]

GAAYS WAKE UP !!! 🌈 I am the Pride Issue Cover of VOGUE Philippines 🇵🇭 ♥️

[Naomi Tsuda @_naomitsuda]

How many times do you think I’ve googled ‘affect vs effect’

[Naomi Tsuda @_naomitsuda]

“What’s it called when we bar hop?” -sean “Bar hopping”

[Naomi Tsuda @_naomitsuda]

@_hayhayden It’s twooo days long that’s ridiculous. Who’s planning it? Bc I hate them

[Naomi Tsuda @_naomitsuda]

Deleting the app did nothing but made me order from the browser

[Naomi Tsuda @_naomitsuda]

Uhoh. Naomis addicted to DoorDash.

[Naomi Tsuda @_naomitsuda]

@batmansidekickk Hate emailing.

[Naomi Tsuda @_naomitsuda]

2nd coffee of the day. No food. Why am I so anxious?

[Naomi Tsuda @_naomitsuda]

@batmansidekickk I watched so much yesterday

[South Centraleño @IkeMoses]

Not deactivating my account so I can be involved in the class action lawsuit when all of our data gets leaked.

[Naomi Tsuda @_naomitsuda]

Me shamefully having to explain to Sean that I have no money because I spent all my money searching for a feeling of happiness.

[Naomi Tsuda @_naomitsuda]

Ketchup pad Thai

[Naomi Tsuda @_naomitsuda]

🤷🏻‍♀️ 🤦🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️I have an emotional attachment to her

[Naomi Tsuda @_naomitsuda]

I want my CDL license. That would be fun

[Naomi Tsuda @_naomitsuda]

There Scientology commercials on television here

[Naomi Tsuda @_naomitsuda]

Everything is wrapped in plastic and no one smiles. #SoCal

[Naomi Tsuda @_naomitsuda]

Going to exclusively eat at Dennys for a week to see what happens.

[Naomi Tsuda @_naomitsuda]

My biggest fear is going on the wheel of fortune and not winning anything.

[Naomi Tsuda @_naomitsuda]

My staff adds me to their close friend story on Instagram when they call out so I can see they went to the doctor lol

[Naomi Tsuda @_naomitsuda]

Car insurance commercials are the weirdest genre of commercials.