Natty

20% Mozzarella

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

if i text you this just know you’re cooked

[bella ☁️🩷 @a90strend]

gonna start sending this pic before i say the most hateful thing i can think of

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

How it feels to have a lil show you’re looking forward to watching after work

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

this is what I said at the end of my roast set on CNN tonight that I zoomed through beacause I was running out of time (and scared) : Since I only have a minute left and I’m live on an establishment media, I figured I’d list some of things mainstream media will never cover:

The first trump shooter didn’t have any silverware in his house,The Crown prince of Saudi Arabia put money into Disney, why is fluoride still in our water? Monsanto paid Google to skew search results, why are so many presidents chefs dead?

[Natty @_nataleo]

Lol @ grapes being a kitchen theme growing up

[Natty @_nataleo]

Whenever I eat just plain bread and butter I immediately think that I could have survived easily in the 1800s

[Natty @_nataleo]

my dad says thank you to Siri

[Natty @_nataleo]

Anyone want to talk about how good @TheBearFX is

[Natty @_nataleo]

I somehow talked my way out of paying a Toll Road ticket

[Natty @_nataleo]

My happy place is in the last few pages of a good book

[Natty @_nataleo]

I definitely like people’s dogs more than them

[Natty @_nataleo]

Why is Sofia Richie’s wedding my new personality

[Natty @_nataleo]

A real Poet with Power

[Natty @_nataleo]

There really is a whole sub culture of people that are obsessed with sharks…

[Natty @_nataleo]

@Guapperia I’m so embarrassed!! Asking people for favors?? I would never

[Natty @_nataleo]

My Instagram is hacked. Don’t answer any messages from my account FYI

[Natty @_nataleo]

@NELyras9 Omg no. So embarrassing!!

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Not me worried about Vinyl Chloride when my cholesterol is high

[Natty @_nataleo]

Lol my mom told me I have good teeth last night and I’m ecstatic

[Natty @_nataleo]

Here’s a First World problem for you, my Brita broke today and I’m annoyed