2024 @PGCollegeBall 2W Player of the Year 🏆
The college baseball world knows what ‘Cags’ can do and he has 33 💣s heading to Omaha with an OPS near 1.400 AND just a .225 BAA.
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One of my students: “why do you have us call you Ms. Money”
Me: *very confused* “uh what do you mean?? it’s my name”
Student: “ain’t no way! We thought you made that up this whole time”
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Brought some students to FFA camp… we have free time tonight and I asked if they wanted to go to an aquarium, told them it’s free to get in. They’re really excited. Wonder how mad they’ll be when we drive up to bass pro…
Kid today: “Ms. Money I’m having relationship problems”
Me: “okay do you wanna talk about it”
Kid: “well so I’m dating my ex’s twin…”
Me: “dude stop just stop that’s literally your problem”